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Susan Boyle For Kohaku

Postby Mulboyne » Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:40 am

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:03 pm

Mulboyne wrote:Kyodo via Japan Today: Susan Boyle to appear on 'Kohaku'
[floatl]Image[/floatl]DAMN, I sure glad I don't pay NHK fees.
<--This odd appearance must have cost millions.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:01 pm

Only a week away and they are still "negotiating?" WTF.
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Postby Kanchou » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:37 pm

THE RADIOACTIVE FG!
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:48 pm

Kanchou wrote:hahahahahahahahahaha...
We're talking physical size here.
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Postby Greji » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:52 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:We're talking physical size here.


I'd do her!
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Postby Kanchou » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:56 pm

They've prettied her up a lot since then, but they still had to make her hide her neck fat on her album cover...
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Postby Doctor Stop » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:13 pm

Greji wrote:I'd do her!:cool:
Live on Kohaku?
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Postby Greji » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:19 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Live on Kohaku?


Fat neck and all!
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Postby American Oyaji » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:34 pm

Greji wrote:I'd do her!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:46 pm

Kanchou wrote:They've prettied her up a lot since then, but they still had to make her hide her neck fat on her album cover...


and take a razor to her face too. she's one of the most hirsute women out there!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:27 pm

As a fully fledged spastic totally bereft of hope, I'm delighted to see Susan Boyle become a worldwide star....
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Postby sublight » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:15 pm

So you mean there'll actually be some good singing this year?
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Postby MrUltimateGaijin » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:17 pm

sublight wrote:So you mean there'll actually be some good singing this year?



do gaijin actually watch it????
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Postby Doctor Stop » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:39 pm

Greji wrote:Fat neck and all!:drool5:

Is that you in the red, Greji?

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Postby Greji » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:42 am

Doctor Stop wrote:Is that you in the red, Greji?

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No way would catch me in a position like that Doc. I'm the one just off camera to the right with me arm up to the elbow in her sister's bum as you can tell by the glow on her face. Lost me damn watch, tho.....
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:21 am

MrUltimateGaijin wrote:do gaijin actually watch it????

This one doesn't... 15 New Years and not once.
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Postby TennoChinko » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:58 am

According to this article, details of her outfit for her Japanese appearance have been leaked:

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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:33 pm

TennoChinko wrote:According to this article, details of her outfit for her Japanese appearance have been leaked:
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Postby Takechanpoo » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:30 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:[SIZE="5"]DAMN! You're right.[/SIZE]
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Why the fuck are most of white women who came to Japan so plain-looking? eh?
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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:36 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Why the fuck are most of white women who came to Japan so plain-looking? eh?
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You got it Take, but you'd still do her, right?
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:57 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Why the fuck are most of white women who came to Japan so plain-looking? eh?
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For the same reason the hottest Japanese women leave....YOU!!:D
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:07 am

Takechanpoo wrote:Why the fuck are most of white women who came to Japan so plain-looking? eh?
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because they know they can walk into any gaijin bar and there will be at least 10 sad j-bastard wannabe gaijin who will fuck them.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:23 am

Greji wrote:...but you'd still do her, right?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:56 pm

Takechanpoo wrote:Why the fuck are most of white women who came to Japan so plain-looking? eh?
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If you can prove to me that you can get even one of these plain women to have sex with you (and you don't pay for it), I'll give you $1 million dollars. [color="White"][SIZE="1"](Disclaimer: They'll have to be Zimbabwean dollars, but I'm still pretty confident my money's safe even if it were U.S. dollars I was talking about).[/color][/SIZE]
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:01 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Image


That's her sister? I thought it was one of the monsters coming here for the promo of "Where the Wild Things Are."
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Postby halfnip » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:20 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:That's her sister? I thought it was one of the monsters coming here for the promo of "Where the Wild Things Are."


Whuuuuu? I thought it was this dude in drag...

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:24 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:That's her sister? I thought it was one of the monsters coming here for the promo of "Where the Wild Things Are."


Hey Hair! Lighten up, that's some of my best stuff you're bad mouthing there...

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Postby Greji » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:05 pm

Cyka UchuuJin wrote:because they know they can walk into any gaijin bar and there will be at least 10 sad j-bastard wannabe gaijin who will fuck them.


That's kinda shitty of you Cyka. I'm not sad!
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Postby Cyka UchuuJin » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:44 pm

Greji wrote:That's kinda shitty of you Cyka. I'm not sad!
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you're not a j-bastard either! :D
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