Well, since I got married I have been gaining weight. My J-wife doesn't let me do anything. In the morning by the time I get out of the shower my breakfast is on the table. By the time I eat breakfast lunch and snacks are in my briefcase. By the time I grab my briefcase keys and cellphone are handed to me. Itterashai.
When I come home, a snack is ready while dinner is cooking or served. The place looks awesome, orderly and clean. Shirts ironed like they had been to the cleaners. No dust in sight.
After dinner, if I take my empty dish to the kitchen I get scolded because that's her job. I sit down to read, lights are turned on and tea is brought. I'm doing fuckall. Man, I don't even have to ask for anything and what I need either appears in front of me or next to me just like magic. Even my fucking plants look healthy now.
I looked far and wide to find this girl, but man, I am keeping her. I knew J-girls were special (yes there are some problems as in the other thread, which is why I am writing this) but I may have just found a nice woman. You can't help smiling and being happy all the time which is rubbing off on my son who has quickly warmed up to my new wife.
All in all, I am darn pleased with my decision and yes... we are still in honeymoon phase.