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Marrying a J-woman

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Marrying a J-woman

Postby Jack » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:27 am

Well, since I got married I have been gaining weight. My J-wife doesn't let me do anything. In the morning by the time I get out of the shower my breakfast is on the table. By the time I eat breakfast lunch and snacks are in my briefcase. By the time I grab my briefcase keys and cellphone are handed to me. Itterashai.

When I come home, a snack is ready while dinner is cooking or served. The place looks awesome, orderly and clean. Shirts ironed like they had been to the cleaners. No dust in sight.

After dinner, if I take my empty dish to the kitchen I get scolded because that's her job. I sit down to read, lights are turned on and tea is brought. I'm doing fuckall. Man, I don't even have to ask for anything and what I need either appears in front of me or next to me just like magic. Even my fucking plants look healthy now.

I looked far and wide to find this girl, but man, I am keeping her. I knew J-girls were special (yes there are some problems as in the other thread, which is why I am writing this) but I may have just found a nice woman. You can't help smiling and being happy all the time which is rubbing off on my son who has quickly warmed up to my new wife.

All in all, I am darn pleased with my decision and yes... we are still in honeymoon phase.
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Postby Caustic Saint » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:36 am

If you're gaining weight and she won't let you do anything around the house - and you don't have time to exercise - cut out those two snacks a day.
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Postby GomiGirl » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:40 am

What does she do during the day? Is she working outside the house? Does she have friends that she can visit or have lunch with?

No ulterior motives for the question as I am too tired at 4:45 am. I was just curious.
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Postby Jack » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:47 am

GomiGirl wrote:What does she do during the day? Is she working outside the house? Does she have friends that she can visit or have lunch with?

No ulterior motives for the question as I am too tired at 4:45 am. I was just curious.


She does have friends. Once we get all the papers straightened out, she is planning to find work.
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Postby Gaisaradatsuraku! » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:49 am

Jack wrote:
GomiGirl wrote:What does she do during the day? Is she working outside the house? Does she have friends that she can visit or have lunch with?

No ulterior motives for the question as I am too tired at 4:45 am. I was just curious.


She does have friends. Once we get all the papers straightened out, she is planning to find work.


My advice. Do not let this lady associate with the wifes of other foreigners. In no time flat they will work on her and convince her that in the West you should be doing half the cooking (or all the cooking) and cleaning, etc., even if she doesn't work.

They will work on her big time. How fresh off the boat is your lady?
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