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Honeymoon Handcuffs

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Honeymoon Handcuffs

Postby Mulboyne » Mon May 10, 2010 7:11 am

A husband took his wife for a late honeymoon to a Hokkaido resort hotel earlier this month. They had formally married in July but the trip was arranged to coincide with her birthday as an extra treat. Unfortunately, our young hero, an acupuncturist and judo instructor called Yamaguchi, blotted his copybook somewhat. While passing by a ladies bathing area, he noticed that there was an angle from where a man so-inclined could sneak a snapshot inside. Pulling out his digital camera, Yamaguchi struck what reports call a "banzai pose", with the camera above his head, and clicked away.

Yamaguchi had left the flash on which was spotted by a woman inside the bathing area. She quickly alerted a male hotel employee who discovered Yamaguchi, seemingly unaware he had been busted, staring at the naked bodies he had just captured on the viewing screen of his camera. The police arrived to take him away. A contrite Yamaguchi apologized and said he had unexpectedly glimpsed some naked flesh and was just overcome with the need to capture the image.

His wife announced her intention to file for divorce and made her way back home alone.

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Damn

Postby McTojo » Mon May 10, 2010 9:48 am

I don't know where to stand on this one. I mean, yes, what he did was a crime, but was it that big of a deal for his wife to walk out on him? Nudity is becoming such a big sin in this country. It's OK to take pictures of cute naked babies, but not adults!?
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Postby Captain Japan » Mon May 10, 2010 2:23 pm

I wasn't sure about the banzai pose so I looked it up. Something like this.
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Postby GomiGirl » Mon May 10, 2010 2:55 pm

McTojo wrote:I don't know where to stand on this one. I mean, yes, what he did was a crime, but was it that big of a deal for his wife to walk out on him? Nudity is becoming such a big sin in this country. It's OK to take pictures of cute naked babies, but not adults!?


Spoken like a true perv... :suspect:

Nudity is everywhere - so how about getting it from people who are happy (or paid) to share it - porn, mags, strip clubs etc. Scurrying around the corners of an onsen hoping to catch a glimpse of obaachan titties is just sad and pathetic. Taking photos for wank fest later is for losers.

Do you stand under escalators as well trying to get up skirt glimpses too?
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon May 10, 2010 3:22 pm

GomiGirl wrote:Do you stand under escalators as well trying to get up skirt glimpses too?

Oi oi! I thought escalators were fair game! :p
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That's What I'm saying.

Postby McTojo » Mon May 10, 2010 3:45 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Oi oi! I thought escalators were fair game! :p


As a matter of fact I do, thank you. Gomigirl, why pay to see a professional stripper when the ladies here where skimpy enough outfits to make a stripper look like gomi!?? I don't see myself as a loser for looking or wanking off to something that's beautiful and attractive for free. There's no shame in that, no? If the women here dressed more modest then there would be no need to leer at them. Stop asking us men to switch off our nature just to please a few neo-feminazis! Stop seperating us on trains. We want to ride in the women only carriages.
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Postby Mulboyne » Tue May 11, 2010 1:35 am

This is what the troubled couple needs:

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Postby Yokohammer » Tue May 11, 2010 5:55 am

McTojo wrote:We want to ride in the women only carriages.

If you're serious about this I know a good surgeon who can fix you up.
It'll require a little trip to Thailand though.
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Postby Greji » Tue May 11, 2010 10:09 am

GomiGirl wrote:Do you stand under escalators as well trying to get up skirt glimpses too?


Ahh shit! You were there?
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Postby Coligny » Tue May 11, 2010 10:27 am

GomiGirl wrote:Spoken like a true perv... :suspect:

Nudity is everywhere - so how about getting it from people who are happy (or paid) to share it - porn, mags, strip clubs etc. Scurrying around the corners of an onsen hoping to catch a glimpse of obaachan titties is just sad and pathetic. Taking photos for wank fest later is for losers.

Do you stand under escalators as well trying to get up skirt glimpses too?



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