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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:06 pm

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Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:12 pm

BigInJapan wrote:That's handy to know.
If and when I run out of my current supply of Mennen, I may just check it out.
And in "woody citrus", I can't wait to smell like a car air freshener :roll3:

Addidas... the brand saved by Bernard Tapie, sort of golden boy from the late Francois Mitterrand's presidency...

Is it stick or spray ? stick is easy to reapply during the day... but with spray I go in near cardiac arrest at every psssshit...

Just need me a 7-11 in my village

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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:15 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:
    Japanese truly don't think they don't stink (because they have fewer axial sweat glands than stinky gaijin).

Some of them must have more off-axis sweat glands to compensate then, 'cause I've encountered a few seriously fetid samples.

(Hmm ... I always thought it was diet related ... )
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:17 pm

Get an undershirt. They make great lounge-wear and it's compulsory to spill shit on them.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:46 pm

I recently had a conversation with the J-Girlfriend of one of hubbilicious' friends.

She had just purchased a Clinique antiperspirant and was in shock and awe that she didn't sweat when using it. She had never used an antiperspirant before and couldn't believe how fantastic they were. She kept exclaiming over and over that she didn't sweat when wearing it. It was like she had just discovered sliced bread or something.

I showed her my bathroom cupboard with my stocks of antiperspirant and said that this was something that I used every day.

I think she has now told all her friends.... perhaps the virtues of antiperspirant will spread virally and we can see more demand for a proper antiperspirant. Perhaps some enterprising marketer/trading company, will import Rexona, make a TV commercial and make a fortune. (and stop the need for us FG's to import our own supplies)

This is why I asked if it was a legal thing or just a marketing thing for the ingrediants of the antiperspirant side.

I have tried the Ag+ stuff and it is total suckage when it comes to stopping sweat. I don't smell - I just don't like the sweat marks on clothes or the yukky feeling of sweat beads running down my torso if I don't need to. Gross.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:49 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Some of them must have more off-axis sweat glands to compensate then, 'cause I've encountered a few seriously fetid samples.

(Hmm ... I always thought it was diet related ... )


Not that I want to aggravate a French related cliche... but put me more than 5 hours in an airconditionned car/bus/plane... And whatever the season, what I'm wearing will stink like If i spend the last month sweating in a coal mine...

Lost a few cool shirts in those "kill it with fire" moments...

Strangely enough... let me sweat these same hours in those "greenhouse cockpit" light aircrafts and I'm still more than patronizeable...

(questshiun: are manboobs as much a no-no subject here as balls shaving is ?)
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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:51 pm

GomiGirl wrote:I don't smell

I'm afraid we'll need confirmation from a native on this claim. :mrgreen:
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:53 pm

Coligny wrote:Is it stick or spray ? stick is easy to reapply during the day... but with spray I go in near cardiac arrest at every psssshit...


Duuuude, the photo says "spray."
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Coligny wrote:Just need me a 7-11 in my village.
Do you have any supermarkets in your village?
Ito-Yokado supermarkets carry this as well as 7-11 (same company).
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:00 pm

Yokohammer wrote:I'm afraid we'll need confirmation from a native on this claim. :mrgreen:


The only smell that comes out of me is of roses!!

I tell my husband this all the time and he (very politically) agrees with me. [color="Silver"](He knows what is good for him)[/color] :love2:

So I must be right. :p
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:20 pm

GomiGirl wrote:The only smell that comes out of me is of roses!!

I tell my husband this all the time and he (very politically) agrees with me. (He knows what is good for him) :love2:

So I must be right. :p

yeah, you poop rainbows (1) and your farts smell like roses... we know the deal... (fr@cking 19th centuries reality distortion field still in effect it seems... Adelaide Pop wuz dead fur nothing...)



(1) skittles... is dere anything dey can't do ?
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:09 pm

Coligny wrote:yeah, you poop rainbows (1) and your farts smell like roses... we know the deal... (fr@cking 19th centuries reality distortion field still in effect it seems... Adelaide Pop wuz dead fur nothing...)


He knows better than to argue with an 8 month pregnant woman... :love2: Especially one that is trying to cope in this heat.

Coligny wrote:(1) skittles... is dere anything dey can't do ?


Damn you Coligny - me wants some skittles now. :)
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:20 pm

Yokohammer wrote:(Hmm ... I always thought it was diet related ...)
The Seiyu near my place started selling Kettle brand Sea Salt and Vinegar chips a while back. I love Salt and Vinegar chips, especially Kettle's which are super-vinegary... Having no self control means I went through a phase of eating far more of them than I should.

After a couple of weeks of indulgence my sweat began to reek. I don't mean the usual "smelly gaijin" thing, it was rancid. Stopped eating the chips and the rancid stench disappeared a few days later.
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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:36 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Several reasons why ALL Japanese anti perspirants are shit:
    Anti-perspirants most often have aluminum powder---it's nasty stuff which has a deserved hatred in the Japanese market.


Please enlighten me on this one.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:17 pm

American Oyaji wrote:Please enlighten me on this one.
Aluminum isn't very good for you, and when you put it on your skin (like I do every day...) some portion of it gets absorbed. I don't think the long term affects of this are really known, there is certainly debate about if it is a problem or not.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:25 pm

It has been implicated in Alzheimer's disease....i think - maybe. Or not. What were we talking about?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:54 pm

Sweat stinks, piss stinks, shit stinks.
It all stops when you're dead, and then an even worse stink sets in.

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Postby American Oyaji » Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:50 pm

I was referring to the deserved hatred part.
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Postby canman » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:26 pm

Is it not the aluminum in deodorant that also causes your t-shirts to turn yellow in the armpit region.
Mike, I also read that high aluminum levels are a cause of Alzheimer disease.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:35 pm

Not everyone is agreement about that...

http://www.knopps.com/EAluminumAlzheimers.html
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:40 pm

canman wrote:Is it not the aluminum in deodorant that also causes your t-shirts to turn yellow in the armpit region.


Nappisan! (also something I import from home). Fantastic on pit stains.

But I would rather get Alzheimers than sweat...
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Postby waruta » Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:53 pm

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Bruce Willis To Debut "Manliest Scent In The World" This Week

Have you been sitting in the hot tub, trying to enjoy your bottle of Whitesnake wine but felt that you were lacking a cologne to match your macho sexiness? Well, yippee-kay-yay mothertrucker... Bruce Willis has come to save the day with his new signature scent.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:04 pm

GomiGirl wrote:But I would rather get Alzheimers than sweat...

Apparently you've not seen someone die the slow death of Alzheimers... :(
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Postby Takechanpoo » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:29 pm

I reaffirmed in this thread that white and black dudes, who naturally have nasty body odor from birth, cared about their smells excessively.
But unfortunately however much you stinky species try deceiving your gaijin odor by attaching perfume or deodorant, we Japanese clearly can detect your gaijin odor among the smells of deodorant you attached. You never can erase body odor peculiar to white and black.
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Postby Doctor Stop » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:34 pm

FG Lurker wrote:Apparently you've not seen someone die the slow death of Alzheimers... :(
Apparently you haven't caught a whiff of GG's sweat.
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Postby FG Lurker » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:51 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:Apparently you haven't caught a whiff of GG's sweat.

Touché.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:04 am

Bruce Willis To Debut "Manliest Scent In The World" This Week


Bruce Willis is bottling and selling my ball sweat? :confused:
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Postby IkemenTommy » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:13 am

I have an almost life-time supply of Axe deodorant sticks from the US (not the J-vagina knock-off spray) and that seems to do the job. I have one in my medicine cabinet, one on my PC desk, one in the office locker, and I always carry one in the gym bag. Needless to say, I am completely set and covered wherever I go. It does put out the nice manly, but not offensive, scent and I always get favorable compliments.


(I will reserve my rant about good antacids for another thread..)
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Postby Yokohammer » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:07 am

FG Lurker wrote:Apparently you've not seen someone die the slow death of Alzheimers... :(

You mean the extended agony of the family that deals with a member who goes through the slow but often oblivious death of Alzheimer's.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:18 am

Takechanpoo wrote:I reaffirmed in this thread that white and black dudes, who naturally have nasty body odor from birth, cared about their smells excessively.
But unfortunately however much you stinky species try deceiving your gaijin odor by attaching perfume or deodorant, we Japanese clearly can detect your gaijin odor among the smells of deodorant you attached. You never can erase body odor peculiar to white and black.


Seriously... the more I read the more I think he's just here for the tease sandbox style don't think and barely understand what he's writing...

you'ze a poopy head..
no you'ze a poopy head...
you'ze poopy smell badder as you'ze a fureigner...

and on, and on, and on...
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Postby Iraira » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:30 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I have an almost life-time supply of Axe deodorant sticks from the US (not the J-vagina knock-off spray) and that seems to do the job. I have one in my medicine cabinet, one on my PC desk, one in the office locker, and I always carry one in the gym bag. Needless to say, I am completely set and covered wherever I go. It does put out the nice manly, but not offensive, scent and I always get favorable compliments.


(I will reserve my rant about good antacids for another thread..)


The Axe series is good, as is their series of body washes which come in a variety of designer colors and fragrances. Gave them as omiyage to J-friends about 2-3 years back, and all of them have the unopened bottle on their desks at work or at home perched next to their TVs.
A few J-girls also seemed to like to smell my pits after I applied the Axe deodorant. Not a complaint against them, just an observation.
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