Things that make you go hmmmm....

[Screwed Up Eyes]

[IparryU]

[Christoff]

[FG Lurker]

6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.

[Samurai_Jerk]

6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.

It's especially weird because real eyebrows look so much better. Sure, maybe you need to pluck them but there's no need for the alopecia look.

6 and 7 also applies to hood rats.

Word.

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[Cyka UchuuJin]

[Typhoon]

6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.

Nothing I find more unattractive on a woman's face than the over plucked pen thin penciled in eyebrows.



WTF?

[Screwed Up Eyes]

6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.

I don't know...I've often found that a woman can often be at her most attractive after a good, hard pluck....

[Kagetsu]

[FranciscoDeXavier]

Yep, many common things . The kawai is specialy funny

[6810]

10. They have a separate stomach just for dessert.
Who gives a shit?

Whoever pays for dinner does...

[sublight]

5. They spend a really long time shopping.

Luckily, my wife has finally come to accept that I don't need to be with her when she shops. I think taking her through every second-hand hardware shop in Akihabara and asking her what she thought of each hard disk and memory card finally got the message through of how much fun I thought it was to stand around in every boutique in Shibuya answering an endless string of 'what do you think of this?' questions that never led anywhere because she could never decide what she wanted (so we have to go back and visit all those shops again! Just this once!).

[xenomorph42]

[Typhoon]

3. They go to the bathroom in groups.

A washroom for guys is a place to go take a leak and drop a load.

[Discounting the guidos and metrosexuals preening in front of the mirror]

A washroom for women is a sanctuary - a women-only place to socialize, adjust and/or fix whatever they think needs adjusting and/or fixing, and to compare notes - especially about guys [who are wondering why the women went to the washroom en masse].

[IparryU]

A washroom for guys is a place to go take a leak and drop a load.

[Discounting the guidos and metrosexuals preening in front of the mirror]

A washroom for women is a sanctuary - a women-only place to socialize, adjust and/or fix whatever they think needs adjusting and/or fixing, and to compare notes - especially about guys [who are wondering why the women went to the washroom en masse].

tru dat

when me and my wife were dating, she would barrow my PSP, go in to the ladies' room and sit in the powder area and play tony hawk for a few hours when I was at work.

I asked her how she could sit in the bathroom so long.... i mean... girls shit too, and it dont smell any prettier than guys'...

their bathrooms are sanctuaries...

late note edit:
when will the start selling jimmy hats in the mens room? not just them takechan size kimonos... big boy hats that wont bust when you bust?

[American Oyaji]

tru dat

when will the start selling jimmy hats in the mens room? not just them takechan size kimonos... big boy hats that wont bust when you bust?

Not gonna happen. It's bareback or get some from a military base.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Whoever pays for dinner does...

Shouldn't that be whoever eats the dinner?

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Not gonna happen. It's bareback or get some from a military base.

You should be banned from answering a question like that...not all of us are hung like friggin' Deep Impact....

[Mock Cockpit]

You should be banned from answering a question like that...not all of us are hung like friggin' Deep Impact....

Jesus SDH you just broke the first rule of FGdom...every gaijin is a thunder-cocked hymen destroyer and will under no circumstances admit to being diminutive in the trouser department. Further, admitting to using Japanese frangas is punishable by banishment from the pride.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

Jesus SDH you just broke the first rule of FGdom...every gaijin is a thunder-cocked hymen destroyer and will under no circumstances admit to being diminutive in the trouser department. Further, admitting to using Japanese frangas is punishable by banishment from the pride.

Oh shite!!!! Sorry about that...
As for Japanese prophylactics, perish the thought...I'm Catholic!

[Bucky]

Mrs. Bucky spent 2-1/2 hours talking to her best friend in Yokohama on SKYPE. Now I could understand it if she had not spoken to her is a long time, but she emails daily with this pal and speaks to her on SKYPE weekly. I mean, don't you run out of worthwhile conversation after about 30 minutes?:wall: Thank gawd SKYPE ain't costing anything. I am usually long in bed by the time they start yammering.

[Typhoon]

Mrs. Bucky spent 2-1/2 hours talking to her best friend in Yokohama on SKYPE. Now I could understand it if she had not spoken to her is a long time, but she emails daily with this pal and speaks to her on SKYPE weekly. I mean, don't you run out of worthwhile conversation after about 30 minutes?:wall: Thank gawd SKYPE ain't costing anything. I am usually long in bed by the time they start yammering.

For some reason this reminds me of the next point in the list:

11. Will constantly complain about and criticize their female friends, yet continue to exert considerable effort to maintain relationships with same.

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

11. Will constantly complain about and criticize their female friends, yet continue to exert considerable effort to maintain relationships with same.

Well, now we're writing our own lists, I kinda figured that the original was a bit too universal, and Japan being the unique cuntry that it is, it deserved a list that applied only to Japanese birds.

1. Don't give enough head (Admittedly, I'm a bit greedy here...I could get 7 or 8 gobbies a day and it still wouldn't be enough).
2. Find one that loves giving head, but she's got a yaeba and the snaggletooth scrapes the topsoil off the old fellar, leaving you in near agony all day.
3. Screaming and wailing like a porn actress while you pump her (Actually, mixed feelings about this one...it makes me feel virile and hung like AO when we're in private, but wishing she'd show a little more discretion when we're having a quickie in a back alley of Kabukicho...)
4. Nipless(Fucking national disgrace)
5. Ironclad fucking bras that do not permit nipples to protrude no matter how cold it gets (and Japanese women always feel the cold...)
6. Bras padded on each side with balloons like the fucking Hindenburg (Love, you're Japanese]hamedori[/I].

Apologies for the complete and utter lack of class and extreme mysogny of this post. Those upset by it feel free to green snot, rant or vililfy fat, bald, middle-aged white male chauvinist pigs to your heart's content.

[BigInJapan]

when will the start selling jimmy hats in the mens room? not just them takechan size kimonos...

This reminds me of something an American female friend living here years ago said.
A few of us were talking about the things that Japan exports (cars, electronics, etc.) and she piped up with, "Well, one thing they'll never be exporting is J condoms". Her J BF wasn't too happy about that remark (he didn't refute it either though...).

[IparryU]

This reminds me of something an American female friend living here years ago said.
A few of us were talking about the things that Japan exports (cars, electronics, etc.) and she piped up with, "Well, one thing they'll never be exporting is J condoms". Her J BF wasn't too happy about that remark (he didn't refute it either though...).

Ouch!

In that statement there were 2 points:
1. Japanese condoms are smaller than "average" size.
2. She wasn't happy with ol' boy's bed performance*

*no the "Japanese Hard Cock" does not make up for the size and have asked many girls for their input and also gave them some of my own input

[Greji]

2. Find one that loves giving head, but she's got a yaeba and the snaggletooth scrapes the topsoil off the old fellar, leaving you in near agony all day.

Hung around with one of those for awhile. She had a smile like a set of pinking shears. Talk about a frilly dilly. At a public Loo, I had to finger old Ralph like I was playing a piccolo to keep from pissing on the bloke next to me. Finally had to cut her loose. Damn shame though....

[American Oyaji]

1. Don't give enough head (Admittedly, I'm a bit greedy here...I could get 7 or 8 gobbies a day and it still wouldn't be enough).
2. Find one that loves giving head, but she's got a yaeba and the snaggletooth scrapes the topsoil off the old fellar, leaving you in near agony all day.
3. Screaming and wailing like a porn actress while you pump her.

Well, you let them know up front and break them in by keeping 'em down their until their lips are slightly swollen and stay away from the snaggletoofs.

As for #3, I thought all women did that.
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[Samurai_Jerk]

1. Don't give enough head.

Are you kidding?

You must have forgot what it's like to be with a white women and you can forget about it at all from black women (or is that just an American woman thing that knows no racial boundaries?).

[Screwed-down Hairdo]

As for #3, I thought all women did that.

Yeah, well they would with you, Mr. Silver.

The most frequently asked question I get is: "Is it in yet?"

I must admit the snaggletooths were good back in the old days of steel cans and I needed a way to open a couple of holes on my beer. I could just hand it to one of those birds and get her to bite into the top...

[IparryU]

Well, you let them know up front and break them in by keeping 'em down their until their lips are slightly swollen and stay away from the snaggletoofs.

As for #3, I thought all women did that.

off topic a but since we are on about head... ever heard of the flaming dragon? before busting, push down on the back of the head, ejack and out it goes through the nose like dragon(heard that from a chef a restauraunt i worked at way back when)


s for #3, i had that, not a turn on for me. i do like the "iku iku iku iku iku iku~!~!~" bit they do... it made me laugh the first time I encountered that... sorta fucked up her iku time, but i got back on the saddle finished...

my fingers are cold...