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FG Lurker wrote:6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.
Christoff wrote:6 and 7 also applies to hood rats.
FG Lurker wrote:6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.
FG Lurker wrote:6 is always the one that boggles my mind. Ex-gf used to pluck her eyebrows, but inevitably she'd go way overboard so there was nearly nothing left. Then she'd have to draw them back on every day.
3. They go to the bathroom in groups.
tru datTyphoon wrote:A washroom for guys is a place to go take a leak and drop a load.
[Discounting the guidos and metrosexuals preening in front of the mirror]
A washroom for women is a sanctuary - a women-only place to socialize, adjust and/or fix whatever they think needs adjusting and/or fixing, and to compare notes - especially about guys [who are wondering why the women went to the washroom en masse].
IparryU wrote:tru dat
when will the start selling jimmy hats in the mens room? not just them takechan size kimonos... big boy hats that wont bust when you bust?
6810 wrote:Whoever pays for dinner does...
American Oyaji wrote:Not gonna happen. It's bareback or get some from a military base.
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:You should be banned from answering a question like that...not all of us are hung like friggin' Deep Impact....
Mock Cockpit wrote:Jesus SDH you just broke the first rule of FGdom...every gaijin is a thunder-cocked hymen destroyer and will under no circumstances admit to being diminutive in the trouser department. Further, admitting to using Japanese frangas is punishable by banishment from the pride.
Bucky wrote:Mrs. Bucky spent 2-1/2 hours talking to her best friend in Yokohama on SKYPE. Now I could understand it if she had not spoken to her is a long time, but she emails daily with this pal and speaks to her on SKYPE weekly. I mean, don't you run out of worthwhile conversation after about 30 minutes?:wall: Thank gawd SKYPE ain't costing anything. I am usually long in bed by the time they start yammering.
Typhoon wrote:11. Will constantly complain about and criticize their female friends, yet continue to exert considerable effort to maintain relationships with same.
IparryU wrote:when will the start selling jimmy hats in the mens room? not just them takechan size kimonos...
Ouch!BigInJapan wrote:This reminds me of something an American female friend living here years ago said.
A few of us were talking about the things that Japan exports (cars, electronics, etc.) and she piped up with, "Well, one thing they'll never be exporting is J condoms". Her J BF wasn't too happy about that remark (he didn't refute it either though...).
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:2. Find one that loves giving head, but she's got a yaeba and the snaggletooth scrapes the topsoil off the old fellar, leaving you in near agony all day.
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:1. Don't give enough head (Admittedly, I'm a bit greedy here...I could get 7 or 8 gobbies a day and it still wouldn't be enough).
2. Find one that loves giving head, but she's got a yaeba and the snaggletooth scrapes the topsoil off the old fellar, leaving you in near agony all day.
3. Screaming and wailing like a porn actress while you pump her.
Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:1. Don't give enough head.
American Oyaji wrote:As for #3, I thought all women did that.
American Oyaji wrote:Well, you let them know up front and break them in by keeping 'em down their until their lips are slightly swollen and stay away from the snaggletoofs.
As for #3, I thought all women did that.
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