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Japan Wants Rich Foreigners

Groovin' in the Gaijin Gulag
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Postby Typhoon » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:29 am

IparryU wrote:

Unless my kids somehow grow up hatting Japan, I am stuck.



You're hoping to escape through modern millnery?

Interesting . . .
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Postby Yokohammer » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:31 am

IparryU wrote:Is there a club for people like me?

You're already in it. :cool:
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Postby IparryU » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:39 am

Typhoon wrote:You're hoping to escape through modern millnery?

Interesting . . .


you know, i didn't know that word until today and I could not find out why the hell you were talking about hats.

then i looked at my spelling....


Yokohammer wrote:You're already in it. :cool:

So i take it that I will see you in Shinjuku 2-chome sometimes? Maybe I should go to petting zoos and pick up chicks whilst I play wid goats...

Are there any petting zoos by Shinjuku 2-chome?
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Postby Greji » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:55 am

IparryU wrote:Are there any petting zoos by Shinjuku 2-chome?


Plenty, but the dudes in all those bars want to do all the petting...

But having said that, Rodney D. has always said that being bisexual means one has twice the chance for dates on Saturday night.....
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Postby UnchiSuki » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:13 pm

IparryU wrote:Who the F would want to retire in Japan?

?


each to their own. A mountain retreat, a house on the coast, and an apartment in the city sounds pretty good to me. I have many good friends in Tokyo too - Japanese and gaijin alike, and given that I've only just turned 40, it's not like I'm too old to enjoy myself..
I lived in Thailand for a few years, and that wasn't for me. Too sleazy and 'thirdworldish'.

I would never advise any of my friends/family to even come here for taking a tour. no way.


well I won't be taking any advice from you then. You must be very jaded to come out with a statement like that. I won't even begin to explain what japan has to offer for first time tourists.

Is there a club for people like me?


I think it's called the 'I'm bitter that I'm still teaching English' club' :)

sorry, I couldn't help myself ;)
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Postby IparryU » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:26 pm

[quote="UnchiSuki"]each to their own. A mountain retreat, a house on the coast, and an apartment in the city sounds pretty good to me. I have many good friends in Tokyo too - Japanese and gaijin alike, and given that I've only just turned 40, it's not like I'm too old to enjoy myself..
I lived in Thailand for a few years, and that wasn't for me. Too sleazy and 'thirdworldish'.

well I won't be taking any advice from you then. You must be very jaded to come out with a statement like that. I won't even begin to explain what japan has to offer for first time tourists.

I think it's called the 'I'm bitter that I'm still teaching English' club' :)

sorry, I couldn't help myself ]
I understand about the apartment in the city feeling, I can say I have one (not so fabulous) but I came from a farm, so its was a step up i guess.

I like being here, sorta, better than Thailand (will take your advise on that) You should proll'y explain what Japan has to offer to tourist to the Japanese Tourism Bureau, they're having a major difficulty with getting tourists to here, all the hotel sales managers I speak to also hate the fact that Japan is a crap place for tourism...

Never taught Engrish though... Sorry that I cant join the club, but I will stay at the petting zoo near 2 chome with Greji!
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Postby IparryU » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:26 pm

deleted post, wtf another dubble post?!?!?!
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Postby UnchiSuki » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:13 pm

You should proll'y explain what Japan has to offer to tourist to the Japanese Tourism Bureau, they're having a major difficulty with getting tourists to here, all the hotel sales managers I speak to also hate the fact that Japan is a crap place for tourism...


hmm.. let's see....I'll be taking my parents to japan next year. Two weeks is all they are prepared to leave their beloved pet dog for, so I will have to plan their trip carefully, as there is LOADS of stuff to do!
Spring time is nice so that's the plan! I'll pick them up at narita and have them stay in the tokyu hotel in shibuya station. They will like this because they will be able to get off the train and get into the elevator which takes them straight to the hotel foyer. The view from the city there is awsome, and there are litterally thousands of restaurants to choose from.
Tsukiji fish markets,akihabara, harajuku, shimokitazawa, ginza are all on the cards, and so are day trips to mt.fuji, kamakura and yokahama china town. My parents want to see cherry blossoms so we will no doubt have a couple of hanamis in the parks at places like kichijoji or takao. I'm sure we will be busy trying to fit it all in with all of the shopping mum wants to do, and the bars dad wants to visit.
After Tokyo, we will catch the bullet train to Kyoto and spend a couple of nites in a ryokan whilst checking out the temples in the day. After that, we will get the Shinkansen to mie-ken and spend a couple of relaxing days in the lovely sea side village of toba. You can watch the obaa-San divers diving freestyle to fetch the famous mikimoto pearls, and using cormerat birds to fetch fish.
After this we will go back to Tokyo , more shopping and eating , then spend a couple of days in an onsen in one of the many resort onsen places near Tokyo - maybe Izu or yamanashi.
It will be time for them to go!
They will have to leave Nagano , Osaka, Hokkaido , Okinawa for next time.

I'm sure there will be plenty for them to do as first time visitors!

*releases toungue from cheek* ;)

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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:39 am

One aspect of these promotional efforts I don't care for is the way some appear to be saying the only way you can have an authentic experience in Japan is by paying through the nose.

Take a look at Real Japan which offers "Japan Luxury Tours for the Discerning Traveller". Most of the sights on their 10 day Tokyo-Kanazawa-Kyoto itinerary are also available to a budget backpacker. Staying at luxury ryokan will definitely set you back but it's hard to know how spending nights in the Mandarin Oriental in Tokyo and Hyatt Regency in Kyoto is particularly authentic.

I came across that link because it was part of a recent International Luxury Lifestyle Forum. Ishikawa prefecture is heavily involved with this project because they want to position Kanazawa as a luxury destination for overseas travellers.

Check out their Real Japan Ishikawa video. It's well shot but somewhat disfigured by a script which the two gaijin narrators struggle to imbue with any meaning or sincerity.

http://www.illf.jp/real/en/movie/illf_promotion_movie.html

The video takes time to load so you might want to pause it for a few minutes before starting it again.
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Postby Greji » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:06 pm

IparryU wrote:So i take it that I will see you in Shinjuku 2-chome sometimes? Maybe I should go to petting zoos and pick up chicks whilst I play wid goats...

Are there any petting zoos by Shinjuku 2-chome?


Yup, but if you go try to keep your hand off my ass...
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Postby IparryU » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:12 pm

Greji wrote:Yup, but if you go try to keep your hand off my ass...
:cool:

Then stop wearing them mini skirts... sorta hard not to put my hand up it. I am so stressed and I cannot subdue myself. I deeply apologize for any troubles that I have caused.
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Postby McTojo » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:57 am

yanpa wrote:This kind of campaign will only make sense if they provide "VIP" channels at immigration, complete with designer fingerprinting booths and luxury fingerprinting machines crafted out of the finest wood with platinum-plated finger pads. All those super rich won't be very happy if they have to wait with the potential terrorist hoi-polloi.


WELL, you see what immigration did to Steve Jobs, didn't ya'?

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1014294&page=2

And Paris Hilton. Why would anybody worth anything want to visit MY great country Japan?
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Postby waruta » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:32 pm

McTojo wrote:WELL, you see what immigration did to Steve Jobs, didn't ya'?

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1014294&page=2

And Paris Hilton. Why would anybody worth anything want to visit MY great country Japan?



The Chinese seem to be taking over Akiba as of late as well as their "luxury tours" and news/media reporting on them spending well over 200,000 yen per person at a shop...
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:33 pm

UnchiSuki wrote:each to their own. A mountain retreat, a house on the coast, and an apartment in the city sounds pretty good to me. I have many good friends in Tokyo too - Japanese and gaijin alike, and given that I've only just turned 40, it's not like I'm too old to enjoy myself..
I lived in Thailand for a few years, and that wasn't for me. Too sleazy and 'thirdworldish'.


You may love Japan but IPU is 100% correct that Japan is not a place that your average rich foreigner would consider retiring to. If you can't see that you need to pull your head out of your rose-tinted ass ;)
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Postby Mulboyne » Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:50 pm

The Tourist Agency has just announced a two year plan to turn Kyoto into a major destination for wealthy foreigners (no link). The city will work with the Agency to market itself to tourism industry conventions while conducting research on what will appeal most to that market. They also want to encourage more foreign hotel operators to open in Kyoto.

It looks like they have decided Kyoto has a better chance of offering an exclusive cachet compared with other destinations in the country.
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Postby Yokohammer » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:04 pm

Mulboyne wrote:It looks like they have decided Kyoto has a better chance of offering an exclusive cachet compared with other destinations in the country.

If they're planning on selling class they'd better do something about the city's ongoing devolution to Shinjuku 2-chome status. The game centers, pachinko parlors, karaoke rooms, and multi-storied buildings full of claustrophobic bars are rapidly encroaching on the erstwhile classy bits and crowding them out. It's still quite nice once you get out of the city center, but just a decade or so ago the city itself had a really classic vibe that is now almost totally gone. Sad. And since so much of the lost atmosphere depended on historic architecture and old businesses, I kind of doubt that the trend is reversible.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:04 pm

Yokohammer wrote:If they're planning on selling class they'd better do something about the city's ongoing devolution to Shinjuku 2-chome status. The game centers, pachinko parlors, karaoke rooms, and multi-storied buildings full of claustrophobic bars are rapidly encroaching on the erstwhile classy bits and crowding them out. It's still quite nice once you get out of the city center, but just a decade or so ago the city itself had a really classic vibe that is now almost totally gone. Sad. And since so much of the lost atmosphere depended on historic architecture and old businesses, I kind of doubt that the trend is reversible.


Kyoto looks like any other ugly Japanes city with a few extra temples thrown in. Japan should just nuke itself and start over.
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Postby IparryU » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:41 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Kyoto looks like any other ugly Japanes city with a few extra temples thrown in. Japan should just nuke itself and start over.
that or in the next WW they should fuck with a country and not back down after they received several surrender warnings.

but they will just bleach out the red spot on their flag and hide behind America's soldiers anyway
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