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Postby Taro Toporific » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:13 pm

Shit-eating, US Embassy scum-slackers think they can prevent reporting of the truth.

Conversation with U.S. Medical Experts on Radiation and Health

Sponsored by the U.S. Embassy, Tokyo
http://japan.usembassy.gov/e/acs/tacs-health-event-20110407.html

Two Sessions on April 7
1 p.m. and 7 p.m.
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Please join us for a conversation with medical experts who will address areas of concern:

• Food safety
• Water safety
• Radiation
Remarks followed by Q&A session

Meet the Experts. Ask your Questions. Get the Facts.

These events are closed to the press.


SEE YOU THERE US EMBASSY FUCKWADS! :devil2:
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Postby Coligny » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:45 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Shit-eating, US Embassy scum-slackers think they can prevent reporting of the truth.



SEE YOU THERE US EMBASSY FUCKWADS! :devil2:


Warming up the pop corm...
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Postby Iraira » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:56 pm

No mention of whether they'll be serving cookies and fruit punch.:confused:
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"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:27 pm

Iraira wrote:No mention of whether they'll be serving cookies and fruit punch.:confused:

You want the fruits, or the punch?
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Postby Iraira » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:47 pm

Greji wrote:You want the fruits, or the punch?
:confused:


Are we talking donkey punch? Read your contract.
Article 25, paragraph 6, section 3: Dinner must be bought and paid for and at least half of the ingested meal must have entered the duodenum before any donkey punches are permitted.
Takechanpoo:
"Yeah, I've been always awkward toward women and have spent pathetic life so far but I could graduate from being a cherry boy by using geisha's pussy at last! Yeah!! And off course I have an account in Fuckedgaijin.com. Yeah!!!"
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Postby Greji » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:52 pm

Iraira wrote:Are we talking donkey punch? Read your contract.
Article 25, paragraph 6, section 3: Dinner must be bought and paid for and at least half of the ingested meal must have entered the duodenum before any donkey punches are permitted.

Invalid contract. You haven't returned my donkey yet.
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Postby Iraira » Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:15 pm

Greji wrote:Invalid contract. You haven't returned my donkey yet.
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I seriously spent about 3 minutes of my life trying to come up with some "ass" comment to the above that didn't seem contrived. The microsieverts must be getting to me or something.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:32 pm

So, either you will go to the 7pm session or you are still at the koban waiting for yer wife to bail you out...
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Postby Pearse » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:35 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Shit-eating, US Embassy scum-slackers think they can prevent reporting of the truth.

SEE YOU THERE US EMBASSY FUCKWADS! :devil2:


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Taro Toporific again.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:45 pm

Coligny wrote:So, either you will go to the 7pm session or you are still at the koban waiting for yer wife to bail you out...

Nah, I ended up drinking at the American Club bar on OPM and never went to the meeting.:drunk:
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Postby Iraira » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:58 pm

A friend of mine went. Said that it was a lot of "As of today...only today...there is nothing to worry about in Tokyo...I repeat as of today." When the distinguished panel was pressed on "the worst case scenario, with all the disclaimers you want", nothing was offered. No cookies were provided.
Takechanpoo:
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