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Bin Laden Is Dead, U.S. Official Says

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Postby Tsuru » Mon May 02, 2011 5:39 pm

L S wrote:He's been a legend for a long while now for al qaeda sympathizers. This is unexpected on all sides. I think the timing plays into the west's hand and will be demoralizing elsewhere.
Even as a hard core liberal, i poured a brandy and toasted the news. Good fucking riddance.
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Postby ChargerCarl » Mon May 02, 2011 5:54 pm

Coligny wrote:(...) I'd better stfu here... But it seems so totally pointless...

BTW:

retweet d'Alyssa Milano:

http://travel.state.gov/travel/cis_pa_tw/pa/pa_worldwide.html

/you can crash on mah coach if you need a bombproof place to cool down...


You're probably right. I doubt Bin Laden had much of a role in day-to-day operations of Al Qaeda, but its still an important political victory IMO, which can be just as important.

Either way, cheers all around.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon May 02, 2011 5:55 pm

I hope his 75 virgins are all filthy old Catholic priests....
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Postby dimwit » Mon May 02, 2011 6:15 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I hope his 75 virgins are all filthy old Catholic priests....


Damn I was hoping he would end up as 'momma' for 75 prisoners in a super max.
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Postby Catoneinutica » Mon May 02, 2011 6:23 pm

dimwit wrote:Damn I was hoping he would end up as 'momma' for 75 prisoners in a super max.


Well, he did end up as a momma, except it's as Bitch Momma to the Sons of Islam, and it's in Hell.

Why, here s/he is now, suckling some recent martyrs:

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon May 02, 2011 6:24 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I hope his 75 virgins are all filthy old Catholic priests....


Now THAT'S funny.

But I do like this version of heaven too.

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Postby Ganma » Mon May 02, 2011 7:19 pm

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Postby Rube » Mon May 02, 2011 7:33 pm

ChargerCarl wrote:oh great, a 9/11 truther

fuck off


Truther? :rolleyes: I'm not one of those people who think the CIA blew up the building or anything like that, but you got to be the biggest fucking idiot in the world to think that Obama was a threat to the US.

ChargerCarl wrote:You're probably right. I doubt Bin Laden had much of a role in day-to-day operations of Al Qaeda


lol, there was no fucking Al Qaeda, America made it up and people like you bought it and think you have a victory. Sheeple.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon May 02, 2011 8:00 pm

Rube wrote:lol, there was no fucking Al Qaeda, America made it up and people like you bought it and think you have a victory. Sheeple.


Oh fuck :rolleyes: ...where was bin Laden where we needed him most?
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Postby Rube » Mon May 02, 2011 8:02 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Oh fuck :rolleyes: ...where was bin Laden where we needed him most?


You do know where the name came from right? America makes up an enemy and you guys believe it. :clap:
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon May 02, 2011 8:02 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Oh fuck :rolleyes: ...where was bin Laden where we needed him most?

No shit ... just one last thing he needed to take care of.
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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Mon May 02, 2011 8:09 pm

Mike from Pakistan shot in the face.

---Woolongong Weekly Gazette----

Local man "Mike from Pakistan" has been shot in the face.

According to an eyewitness, "a souped-up Holden came skidding 'round the corner, screeched to a halt, some grumpy-looking bloke in camos got out and shot poor old Mike right in the face! Fuckin' harsh call mate!"

"Yeah, I knew Mike" says another local, Trevor Gunston. "He's been here for about 10 years now. Just introduced himself as 'Mike from Pakistan' back then, no one saw much of him after that. Although I think he lent Gene-o some of his nudie mags about 5 years back. Makes him a good bloke in my books. Anyway, what with the pillow case on Mike's head we all thought he was a priest or some rubbish. Bloody hell, to cop a face full of bullets like that, I reckon he must've gyped Aunty Doris on loose change at the bottlo or something horrifically untoward like that."

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Postby Ikemen-of-d00m » Mon May 02, 2011 8:11 pm

Rube wrote:You do know where the name came from right? America makes up an enemy and you guys believe it. :clap:


... and the moon landing was staged!

And our food is being poisoned, so that we will get cancer!

And the the world is going to end soon, but only the rich people will be sheltered!

And sharks will soon grow legs, so that they can eat us all!

And we will soon be able to mate with goats!
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Postby Midwinter » Mon May 02, 2011 8:39 pm

I like the fact that they gave him a Megatron-style burial.
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Postby Rube » Mon May 02, 2011 8:43 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:... and the moon landing was staged!

And our food is being poisoned, so that we will get cancer!

And the the world is going to end soon, but only the rich people will be sheltered!

And sharks will soon grow legs, so that they can eat us all!

And we will soon be able to mate with goats!


So you don't know where the name came from then? It's ok, I get it, not many people actually want to think, sheeple.
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Postby Coligny » Mon May 02, 2011 10:19 pm

Midwinter wrote:I like the fact that they gave him a Megatron-style burial.


Yeah... A little too much thing coming out of nowhere...

"hey, guyz... we like totally killded BinLaden..."

hum... ok... so, he was still alive ?

"oh, and we burried him at sea..."

Lul what ?

"and we identified him for sure by DNA of a face recognition..."

hemmm... slow down kids...
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Postby nikoneko » Mon May 02, 2011 10:48 pm

Thought that was a bit iffy too. But I think it fits with the whole Obama just stfu and trust me bitches thing. Which I kinda understand, I've been in sys-admin jobs where a group of angry voices question your every move and the less said the better in most cases (see his birth certificate as an example of where this applies.) Personally I see this as a minor victory at this point and taking him alive, putting him on trial, burying the body, anything but just saying the fucker is dead and also gone is worse. Does open it up to conspiracy theorists though but seems like the last week or so Obama is done with giving a shit about that. Probably a good thing.

Basically for those who get the reference Obama has become the ultimate BOFH. :cool:
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Mon May 02, 2011 11:02 pm

nikoneko wrote:Basically for those who get the reference Obama has become the ultimate BOFH. :cool:


You aint met ex-wife No. 3....makes OBL look like bloody Mother Teresa (actually, he'll probably start resembling her now that they're both dead...)
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Postby nikoneko » Mon May 02, 2011 11:33 pm

Well there you go. Sick Obama on her and the whole things... I've said enough already. :ninja4:
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Postby legion » Mon May 02, 2011 11:48 pm

I reckon the Pakistani military where keeping him where they could keep an eye on him, they figured he was too crazy to go free, to dangerous to put on trial, and too much martyr potential to bump off
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Postby AlbertSiegel » Tue May 03, 2011 1:56 am

I don't know why you guys give Obama credit... He did nothing... The real credit goes to Donald Trump! LOL!

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Postby Tsuru » Tue May 03, 2011 2:44 am

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On a more serious note though...
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Postby ChargerCarl » Tue May 03, 2011 5:42 am

Rube wrote:Truther? :rolleyes: I'm not one of those people who think the CIA blew up the building or anything like that, but you got to be the biggest fucking idiot in the world to think that Obama was a threat to the US.


I don't think "Obama" is a threat to the U.S...

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lol, there was no fucking Al Qaeda, America made it up and people like you bought it and think you have a victory. Sheeple.


1. you're crazy
2. you don't have any factual evidence supporting your claim
3. why would the U.S. want to make up something which inflicts a net cost upon society?

oh and did I mention you're crazy?
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Postby Yokohammer » Tue May 03, 2011 8:09 am

Some info in the Wall Street Journal about how Chinese netizens are reacting. Slightly disturbing.

Picked up from a retweet by Nick Kristof of the NYT.

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Tue May 03, 2011 10:01 am

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Tue May 03, 2011 12:34 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Some info in the Wall Street Journal about how Chinese netizens are reacting. Slightly disturbing.

Picked up from a retweet by Nick Kristof of the NYT.

Chinese reactions to Bin Laden death


Unfortunately, I have a bin laden problem of my own to deal with -- time to take out the trash because the next-door baasan has just gone out and I can ssneak it into the skip before she gets back and gives me a mouthful -- otherwise I'd comment more, but I can't see China being too great a threat to the United States as long as I'm alive (another two decades max.) It's powerful, assertive, threatening, but those conditions apply even moreso internally than externally and it will have a lot of its own shit to deal with before it can effectively impose its will on others, let alone take on the USA. Let's not forget the Muslim problem the Chinese face is significantly more threatening than Islamic fundamentalist terrorism that gives the West such jitters.
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Postby Greji » Tue May 03, 2011 2:00 pm

Rube wrote:lol, there was no fucking Al Qaeda, America made it up and people like you bought it and think you have a victory. Sheeple.


I know of about 3,000 plus people from various countries who used to work at the Trade Center in NY that might disagree with you on that point. Also there are a few in the now operating out of the Sudan who also might care to comment on that.
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Postby Greji » Tue May 03, 2011 2:02 pm

Ikemen-of-d00m wrote:And we will soon be able to mate with goats!

Whadda ya mean soon?
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Postby Blah Pete » Tue May 03, 2011 3:36 pm

legion wrote:I reckon the Pakistani military where keeping him where they could keep an eye on him, they figured he was too crazy to go free, to dangerous to put on trial, and too much martyr potential to bump off


I think it was more the millions of $$$ military aide the US gave Pakistan to fight the war on terror. AS long as OBL was alive and they made a half-ass attempt to go after Al-Qaeda and the Taliban Uncle Sam would continue to deposit the checks.
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Postby Coligny » Tue May 03, 2011 4:04 pm

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