Good News: Justin Bieber to Tour Japan!

by **Thug4Life** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:02 am

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by **Cyka UchuuJin** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:04 am

what, the radiation hasn't been enough torture??

by **wuchan** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:37 am

so now is the time to jump in front of a train?

by **Coligny** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:47 am

wuchan wrote:so now is the time to jump in front of a train?

Wait for Rebecca Black...

by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:01 am

Who?

EDIT: Thug4Life started this thread?! Oh fer fuck's sake ... that explains it. I've been trying to reason with a fucking teenybopper.

by **Bucky** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:14 am

Oh boy!:inlove:ah, er . . . . . . . :puke:

:cliff:

by **Iraira** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:34 am

I will believe in a glorious and benevolent god should Bieber get arrested in the next few days for cocaine possession and hence, be barred from entering Japan. Take 'em out Paris Hilton style.

by **Ganma** » Fri May 13, 2011 9:28 am

I though backwards caps went out of style in the 90s.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri May 13, 2011 10:30 am

Ganma wrote:I though backwards caps went out of style in the 90s.

Well, he is Canadian.

by **IparryU** » Fri May 13, 2011 10:35 am

usher's lil boy to to come to jap land... paris hilton stage exit please

by **Coligny** » Fri May 13, 2011 11:54 am

Yokohammer wrote:Who?

Let me introduce you to his art, in a softened way:

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by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 13, 2011 11:57 am

Coligny wrote:Let me introduce you to his art, in a softened way:

OK ... you can stop now ... :wall:

by **Coligny** » Fri May 13, 2011 12:49 pm

Yokohammer wrote:OK ... you can stop now ...

Not before introducing Rebecca black:

Beware, this video have 2.7 MILLIUNS dislike against 0.3 likes

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Even video of people abusing kittens don't usually draw as much downvotes...
You might want to headbutt your computer before the end of the first minute...

by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:15 pm

Coligny wrote:Not before introducing Rebecca black:

I lasted a little over a minute ... but I have an excuse: I was listening to the Auto-Tune kick in all over the place ... and that's on a "tune" that consists mostly of one note (sound is sort of my thang, see).

Lyrics: I sort of let the Corn Flakes slide, 'cause that was right at the beginning and I figured it might get a bit better, but I lost it right about where she was trying to decide whether to ride in the front or back seat.

Is it just me, or is the quality of pop music really going down the tubes?

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri May 13, 2011 1:47 pm

Yokohammer wrote:I lasted a little over a minute ... but I have an excuse: I was listening to the Auto-Tune kick in all over the place ... and that's on a "tune" that consists mostly of one note (sound is sort of my thang, see).

Lyrics: I sort of let the Corn Flakes slide, 'cause that was right at the beginning and I figured it might get a bit better, but I lost it right about where she was trying to decide whether to ride in the front or back seat.

Is it just me, or is the quality of pop music really going down the tubes?

I would tend to agree but this case is not as bad as it seems. Black doesn't have a record deal or anything. The video was finance by her mother and produced by the black dude rapping in the middle. He also wrote the song. His business is apparently helping regular people make professionally produced music videos and market them through i-Tunes, etc.

The reaction was so negative that it's given her 15 minutes of fame and she even appreared on Jay Leno. She's also done pretty well on i-Tunes as a result. Go figure.

by **ChargerCarl** » Fri May 13, 2011 2:50 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Is it just me, or is the quality of pop music really going down the tubes?

No way, Lady Gaga is awesome.

by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 13, 2011 3:20 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:I would tend to agree but this case is not as bad as it seems. Black doesn't have a record deal or anything. The video was finance by her mother and produced by the black dude rapping in the middle. He also wrote the song. His business is apparently helping regular people make professionally produced music videos and market them through i-Tunes, etc.

The reaction was so negative that it's given her 15 minutes of fame and she even appreared on Jay Leno. She's also done pretty well on i-Tunes as a result. Go figure.

Ah, so she's not exactly a pro. That would explain the glaring (and probably unavoidable) use of Auto-Tune.

Fair enough. Still wouldn't buy the CD.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri May 13, 2011 3:26 pm

Yokohammer wrote:Ah, so she's not exactly a pro. That would explain the glaring (and probably unavoidable) use of Auto-Tune.

Fair enough. Still wouldn't buy the CD.

The music is bad and if you put yourself out there you have to expect criticism. But I almost felt bad for her because she's only 13.

by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 13, 2011 3:31 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:... she's only 13.

Holy crap ... what are they putting in kids' corn flakes these days?!

by **Ikemen-of-d00m** » Fri May 13, 2011 3:37 pm

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by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri May 13, 2011 3:38 pm

Yokohammer wrote:8-O
Holy crap ... what are they putting in kids' corn flakes these days?!

Yeah, I was pretty shocked too. Especially when I saw her bouncing across the stage on Leno. She's going to need breast reduction surgery in the future if she's already that stacked at 13.

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by **Yokohammer** » Fri May 13, 2011 4:03 pm

Hey ... she's donating the proceeds from "Friday" to Japan!

OK, she's cool.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:03 pm

Where is Leif Garrett when you need him?

by **BigInJapan** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:35 pm

by **tigermilk** » Fri May 13, 2011 8:01 pm

Coligny wrote:Not before introducing Rebecca black:

Beware, this video have 2.7 MILLIUNS dislike against 0.3 likes

Even video of people abusing kittens don't usually draw as much downvotes...
You might want to headbutt your computer before the end of the first minute...

So the missing link that connects Rebecca Black to Justin Bieber is....

ROBIN SPARKLES!!!
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by **wuchan** » Fri May 13, 2011 9:34 pm

Coligny wrote:Wait for Rebecca Black...

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by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat May 14, 2011 10:40 am

tigermilk wrote:So the missing link that connects Rebecca Black to Justin Bieber is....

ROBIN SPARKLES!!!
[YT]GF1b1pf9DRY[/YT]

Wow. That's the first time I've heard someone who sounds Canadian when they're singing.

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sat May 14, 2011 1:02 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:Wow. That's the first time I've heard someone who sounds Canadian when they're singing.

Couldn't bear the thought of listening, but what was it aboot?

by **Coligny** » Sat May 14, 2011 2:28 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Couldn't bear the thought of listening, but what was it aboot?

I think it was aboot the 80's being really 'le suck'...

by **Yokohammer** » Sat May 14, 2011 3:45 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Couldn't bear the thought of listening, but what was it aboot?

It was aboot 3 minutes and 19 seconds of rarified nothingness. :zzz:

It's about "let's go to the mall today." Absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing else. Three minutes and nineteen seconds of it.
That must be really hard to do. Normally a little substance would slip in there even if you weren't trying. Not in that clip. Quite an achievement. The 13-year-old Ms. Black has more ideas.

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