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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:27 pm

And that means the cigarette-reeking chimpira emeritus Sagawa man is hefting overpackaged boxes of shit to the door every evening. So far the weirdest thing we've gotten is a box of glass wine-bottle shaped containers of "Mon Cafe" coffee. Think I'm going to put them on the curb for the local homeless/cart pullers/poverty-stricken baba/jiji when the wife's not looking. What the oddest, most useless gift you guys have gotten?
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Postby CrankyBastard » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:56 pm

I was given one of these last summer.
It's still in the box in the garage.

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Postby matsuki » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:08 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:I was given one of these last summer.
It's still in the box in the garage.

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Is that a Japanese MICE trap?
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:21 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:... weirdest thing we've gotten is a box of glass wine-bottle shaped containers of "Mon Cafe" coffee. Think I'm going to put them on the curb for the local homeless/cart pullers/poverty-stricken baba/jiji ...


Come on now. You know I have first dibs on all your doctor gift/bribes.:p
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:50 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Come on now. You know I have first dibs on all your doctor gift/bribes.:p


Okay, for you, sahib, I have a pair of wine glasses with "Levitra" stamped on them.

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Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:46 pm

Dad always get frozen Nagasaki steam pork buns... since he hates them I got them all... which in fact is super cool since I love them...

towels
towels
towels
towels
glassware(1)
towels
towels
towels
ffs towels...

(1) quite nice in fact since glassware have a life expectancy of around 2 weeks in this house.

I'm not married to a big (name) enough doctor to have all the cool stuff y'all's a gettin'.
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Postby Coligny » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:48 pm

CrankyBastard wrote:I was given one of these last summer.
It's still in the box in the garage.

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Does it work with kitty kibbles ?
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:39 pm

Coligny wrote:I'm not married to a big (name) enough doctor to have all the cool stuff y'all's a gettin'.


Dang, next thing you know Coligny's gonna be axin' for the muhfuckin' reparations!
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:28 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:What the oddest, most useless gift you guys have gotten?


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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:55 pm

You have to train these hopeless cunts. "Listen Tanaka, beer or gtfo"
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Postby BigInJapan » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:55 pm

Mock Cockpit wrote:You have to train these hopeless cunts. "Listen Tanaka, beer or gtfo"
No beer here yet, or towels, glasses, nifty mini nagashi soumen devices :(.
I have received a big pack of mixed nuts and other salty snacks (goes well with beer), watermelons, pumpkins, tomatoes, and a big crate of potatoes this morning (all radiation-free, home-grown). All gifts were from relatives, a bonus of living in rural Kyushu.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:03 pm

BigInJapan wrote:...watermelons, pumpkins, tomatoes, and a big crate of potatoes this morning (all radiation-free, home-grown). All gifts were from relatives, a bonus of living in rural Kyushu.


Yep, I got my third box of onions and new potatoes from Shikoku today.:cool:
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Postby Mock Cockpit » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:54 pm

BigInJapan wrote:No beer here yet, or towels, glasses, nifty mini nagashi soumen devices :(.
I have received a big pack of mixed nuts and other salty snacks (goes well with beer), watermelons, pumpkins, tomatoes, and a big crate of potatoes this morning (all radiation-free, home-grown). All gifts were from relatives, a bonus of living in rural Kyushu.

It's not as if I don't drop enough hints either. Still end up with a mound of fucking somen a million starving vegans couldn't finish in a month of Sundays.
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