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Postby james » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:34 pm

IparryU wrote:Lmfao

i miss honey nut cheerios!


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^ click me for honey nut goodness in japan :)
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Postby Coligny » Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:57 pm

wuchan wrote:[yt]25wEd_qNX9s[/yt]

Dogma... another KS masterpiece...

James wrote:and there we have it folks: professional gold-digger.


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Postby Jack » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:13 am

james wrote:and there we have it folks: professional gold-digger.

easy to mouth off about quality you're not the one paying for it. so which is it jack? you know what stuff costs / should cost or "to be honest [you] have no idea because daddy-in-law pays for it all"?


Not sure what you're getting at. I'm talking about quality, get it? Read my lips: q-u-a-l-i-t-y. I knowm most English speaking people know nothing about it because everything has to be 99 cents. But most of the rest of the world can tell good from bad.

I have an idea what our house costs in Tokyo but I'm not about to debate it here. All I know is that we could never built a quality house like that in Canada because we simply don't have that kind of material. We are stuck with what Home Depot has because there are not many other suppliers left in the market.

Anyway folks, if you are debating the level of higher quality of anything in Japan versus what's avalialble in North America, then I can't help you. It's a well-known fact that if you want quality you go to Japan.

Other than that, all I can say is that you are a bunch of racist assholes pissed that a country which is not dominated by white anlgos is a better place.
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Postby wuchan » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:47 am

Jack wrote:Not sure what you're getting at. I'm talking about quality, get it? Read my lips: q-u-a-l-i-t-y. I knowm most English speaking people know nothing about it because everything has to be 99 cents. But most of the rest of the world can tell good from bad.

I have an idea what our house costs in Tokyo but I'm not about to debate it here. All I know is that we could never built a quality house like that in Canada because we simply don't have that kind of material. We are stuck with what Home Depot has because there are not many other suppliers left in the market.

Anyway folks, if you are debating the level of higher quality of anything in Japan versus what's avalialble in North America, then I can't help you. It's a well-known fact that if you want quality you go to Japan.

Other than that, all I can say is that you are a bunch of racist assholes pissed that a country which is not dominated by white anlgos is a better place.


If I built the exact house I built here in say... Walpole MA, it would have cost me half of what I paid in japan.

Oh and to further defeat you here is a pic of what you claim to be superior lumber:
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It's laminated knotty pine. The entire frame of the house is the same lumber. If you want to cry about "it must be a low end company" you will be wrong, it was built by one of the five mega j-corporations. If you truly know about Japan you will know which company I am talking about.

The floors are a similar joke compared to the US:
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If you look closely you will notice that these are not full length boards, in the US they would be eight foot continuous boards. Here they are a series of six inch boards glued together into eight foot sections. My best guess is the company was trying to hide the blemishes. And if you are wondering, the entire house (except baths and kitchen) has SOLID oak flooring.
[SIZE="1"]EDIT: sorry if the boards in the second pic look a bit bent on the edges of the photo, I used a 18mm wide angle.[/SIZE]


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Postby maraboutslim » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:59 am

There is still a major disconnect in this thread. That is not the kind of building that Jack is talking about. That is the low-end of the market. That it costs more than other countries should not change that characterization.

The best of nearly everything goes to Japan. It is too expensive to be bought by most FG's or middle class Japanese though.
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Postby wuchan » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:14 am

maraboutslim wrote:There is still a major disconnect in this thread. That is not the kind of building that Jack is talking about. That is the low-end of the market. That it costs more than other countries should not change that characterization.

The best of nearly everything goes to Japan. It is too expensive to be bought by most FG's or middle class Japanese though.

the argument that jack is using: "the best lumber goes to japan" simply does not work. The best lumber in the world either goes to royal households or is used in the restoration of victorian houses. What jack is personally claiming sounds like Cambridge MA victorian, without pics we will never know. Also, without pics he appears to be full of shit as usual. I am sure that some top quality lumber makes it here but ALL?, no fucking way. Jack is trying to say that there is ZERO top quality lumber available in North America because "it is ALL sent to japan". My house was built by a company that owns a forestry company using the best materials available in japan. The quality of the lumber does not even come close to what I have personally seen in restored victorian homes back in the US.
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Postby Jack » Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:50 am

maraboutslim wrote:There is still a major disconnect in this thread. That is not the kind of building that Jack is talking about. That is the low-end of the market. That it costs more than other countries should not change that characterization.

The best of nearly everything goes to Japan. It is too expensive to be bought by most FG's or middle class Japanese though.


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Postby Jack » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:00 am

wuchan wrote:the argument that jack is using: "the best lumber goes to japan" simply does not work. The best lumber in the world either goes to royal households or is used in the restoration of victorian houses. What jack is personally claiming sounds like Cambridge MA victorian, without pics we will never know. Also, without pics he appears to be full of shit as usual. I am sure that some top quality lumber makes it here but ALL?, no fucking way. Jack is trying to say that there is ZERO top quality lumber available in North America because "it is ALL sent to japan". My house was built by a company that owns a forestry company using the best materials available in japan. The quality of the lumber does not even come close to what I have personally seen in restored victorian homes back in the US.


Scream until you turn blue it will not change what is factual: the best of everything goes to Japan. Turn blue, purple or whetever fucking colour you want. That fact stands. A friend of mine is having clothing made in China but he is buying the fucking fabric in Japan because he can only get that quality fabric there. If he was a large volume user, which he is not, he could have the supplier ship directly to his contractor factory in China but until he gets big, he has to buy it in J-land.

Here is a lumber distributor's website. http://www.trapa.ca/products.htm#categories

My supplier told me unless I can deal directly with the forestry company in BC, I had to get my J-grade lumber in Japan.

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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:21 am

james wrote:Image

^ click me for honey nut goodness in japan :)

thanks for the link... about 300% more than I would like to pay for it... but honey nut cherrios is honey nut cherrios...

just to get away from the contruciton bit...

both Coligny and Jack are fucking gold diggers and pretty damn good ones might I add...

Now everyone else fuck off and get back to bitching about ganman...

Coligny/Jack.... do your wive's have sisters?
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:53 am

IparryU wrote:Coligny/Jack.... do your wive's have sisters?


Sorry... 2 brothers only... But she got a friend, big doctor too, living in the mountain side alone, bit of a butch and a gearhead (into Nissan Fairladies these days, before was a LanEvo fangurl... intrested ?
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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:52 am

Coligny wrote:Sorry... 2 brothers only... But she got a friend, big doctor too, living in the mountain side alone, bit of a butch and a gearhead (into Nissan Fairladies these days, before was a LanEvo fangurl... intrested ?

fuck... i asked for it...

pics?
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:56 pm

IparryU wrote:fuck... i asked for it...

pics?


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Postby gaijinpunch » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:16 pm

james wrote:Image

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God damn, I miss them too but that's a bit steap. I could probably have my own shipped over cheaper.
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Postby Yokohammer » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:21 pm

Coligny wrote:Image

Ooh! Nice!
There's a convertible Fairlady Z that I see around here from time to time that looks really sweet too. Checked the prices of used ones on "CarSensor" and ... wow ... those things really keep their value.

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Postby IparryU » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:53 pm

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ya piss off... the bird not the car... bird means the butch you were talking aboot.
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Postby Coligny » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:37 pm

IparryU wrote:ya piss off... the bird not the car... bird means the butch you were talking aboot.


Ok, let me clue you in...

Pictures of the car are good enough...

But the girl really got conversation and stuff, mostly aboot carburators and ob-gy stuff...
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Postby IparryU » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:32 am

Coligny wrote:Ok, let me clue you in...

Pictures of the car are good enough...

But the girl really got conversation and stuff, mostly aboot carburators and ob-gy stuff...

damn... that is hard talk for me... dont know shit about cars...
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:00 pm

Coligny wrote:Sorry... 2 brothers only... But she got a friend, big doctor too, living in the mountain side alone, bit of a butch and a gearhead (into Nissan Fairladies these days, before was a LanEvo fangurl... intrested ?


Before my wife set up her clinic, she worked part-time for a clinic in Soga. The owner was the stereotypical neega-rich, yen-grubbin' doc you read about. One time we were out to dinner with him and his snack-mama-looking wife, and he started talking about how he likes Italian cars (he's got a Ferrari), but she likes German cars (she drives a Porsche). I told my wife afterward that we better save our money, because that kind of conspicuous consumption is going to put doctors on the Finance Ministry's shit list, and by golly, things have been getting tighter for J-docs ever since. A pharm MR is taking us to dinner on Friday; they won't even be allowed to do that after this month (and the days of running into greji at fancy-schmancy Tokyo hotels paid for by pharms are looong gone).
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:10 pm

Yeah, but 1 thing will nevar change... even in the public sector, single doctors make more money than they can spend... Mostly because they have barely anytime available to spend anything. Last clothing shopping with my wife was... I don't remember when... now she buy everything from Cecile (even shoes ffs) If it don't fit it goes to the recycling center, if it's ugly... she don't care since she's wearing it only in the car between pijama at home and operation gown at work... Hopefully I'm dere to spend some money...

Meanwhile... I overslept my cats for 2 days straight... If they could talk they'd call me a wanker... (no seriously... feeling incredibly low on energy these days... have stuff to do but fall asleep at the keyboard...)

(Side note... I don't know how are the rates these days, but back in Nagoya, a full week end duty as side job in the private was around 40 man + delivery fees... One of the owners had a Mitsuoka Le Seyde... sort of Benz SSK soy sauced...)
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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:36 pm

Coligny wrote:Yeah, but 1 thing will nevar change... even in the public sector, single doctors make more money than they can spend... Mostly because they have barely anytime available to spend anything. Last clothing shopping with my wife was... I don't remember when... now she buy everything from Cecile (even shoes ffs) If it don't fit it goes to the recycling center, if it's ugly... she don't care since she's wearing it only in the car between pijama at home and operation gown at work... Hopefully I'm dere to spend some money...

Meanwhile... I overslept my cats for 2 days straight... If they could talk they'd call me a wanker... (no seriously... feeling incredibly low on energy these days... have stuff to do but fall asleep at the keyboard...)

(Side note... I don't know how are the rates these days, but back in Nagoya, a full week end duty as side job in the private was around 40 man + delivery fees... One of the owners had a Mitsuoka Le Seyde... sort of Benz SSK soy sauced...)


All my wife does is kvetch about income tax: it's 40% now, and she says it's going up to 50%.

"Benz SSK soy sauced": You're a genius! :rofl:
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Postby wuchan » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:43 pm

Catoneinutica wrote:All my wife does is kvetch about income tax: it's 40% now, and she says it's going up to 50%.

"Benz SSK soy sauced": You're a genius! :rofl:


she could, in theory, do what the koreans here do. The "company" owns everything; cars, houses, cell phones, and all utilities, expenses and liabilities associated with each property. They then pay themselves a moderate wage while the "company" takes most of it back by charging "rent" or "user fees". These guys just keep the money traveling in circles so that it can never be taxed. All purchases are paid for by the company as a "benefit". Grocery shopping? company card. New Air Jordans? company card. BMW M5? company car. Yearly pay on paper is about 3million en but in real life they live like they earn closer to 10-20 million en.

One I know was a bit of a bad kid back in the states. Never finished highschool, did drugs, got in some trouble with the law and hid out in mexico for a while. He got sick of the whole deal and asked his father if he could come here and work for the family company. One problem, he is not japanese so the visa would be difficult to impossible to get, right? Nope! Daddy made him CEO on paper to get an investor visa. So today he lives in japan with his mexican wife, works three days a week and now has a more comfortable life that he could ever have back home. The funny thing is he never ever has any cash, daddy gives him a small allowance which he spends on the wife.
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:09 pm

[quote="wuchan"]she could, in theory, do what the koreans here do. The "company" owns everything]

That's pretty typical in Japan because they're very loose about what can be claimed as a business expense. It helps to make up for the high corporate taxes. I heard that one trick is to use your Suica or Passmo for as many purchases as possible. Then just claim everything as a transportation expense.
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Postby IparryU » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:12 pm

[quote="wuchan"]she could, in theory, do what the koreans here do. The "company" owns everything]
Not that hard to do... cheaper to do onshore but taxes run you down (if you are actually running the biz to make profit not a visa...) if you dont know how to file the write offs... i.e. hostest club bill is a biz meeting, expencive dinner was biz dinner... you know, the whole japanese biz thing (gotta love it, would never fly in the US... TIJ :))
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:42 pm

The whole 'creative accounting' deal... known by every houswife/husband...
The fact that you can pay for ****** purchase in cash at the local combini is also a godsend... I think there is also some insurance tricks to help in this domain. Dadinlaw never fully repaid some of the money he borrowed to build the clinic making paiement as small as possible for some insurance reason. (insurance tied to the credit or something). I don't really understand the real motive, only that i'm 300% sure that it could be repaid entirely on the spot if it was needed since he's not exactly spending much money on anything either so his last idea not to let money rotting in the bank is to buy shares from Meitetsu. For now we just have 1 free yearly transport card but he's aiming for a second one soon... The more share you own the more little stuff like this you get, it cost them nothing but it's quite awesomly cool to know that you can go anywhere by meitetsu train/bus for free... Or as my german teacher was saying (the communist... and contagious... one) "money only goes to money". Which is in fact nauseatingly true...

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Postby Catoneinutica » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:52 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:That's pretty typical in Japan because they're very loose about what can be claimed as a business expense. It helps to make up for the high corporate taxes. I heard that one trick is to use your Suica or Passmo for as many purchases as possible. Then just claim everything as a transportation expense.


Plus you get "thanks points" back from JR. Yay!

My wife asks for receipts on even on purchases under 1000 yen! Me, I'm too proud ("you may feel a slight sting - that's pride, fuckin' with you), although I'm pretty much habituated to requesting one for anything over that.

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Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:22 pm

Coligny wrote:Sorry... 2 brothers only... But she got a friend, big doctor too, living in the mountain side alone, bit of a butch and a gearhead (into Nissan Fairladies these days, before was a LanEvo fangurl... intrested ?


...besides the butch part, she sounds like my dream lemur. Loaded and living in the mountains with a car fetish. Mmmmm, and a week-long date to Korea might be able to fix the butch part ;) How old is this doctor?
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Postby Coligny » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:24 pm

[quote="chokonen888"]...besides the butch part, she sounds like my dream lemur. Loaded and living in the mountains with a car fetish. Mmmmm, and a week-long date to Korea might be able to fix the butch part ]

Maybe around 43-45...
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Postby matsuki » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:26 pm

Coligny wrote:Maybe around 43-45...


Dream officialy crushed :(





....unless she's into polygamy :D
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Postby Dreamy_Peach » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:30 am

He adds a little twist, but it looks to me like Debito's been reading this forum.

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20111004ad.html
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Postby Ganma » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:55 pm

Dreamy_Peach wrote:He adds a little twist, but it looks to me like Debito's been reading this forum.

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/fl20111004ad.html

Is he still in Canada?
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