Steven Seagal? Who's that?

by **Doctor Stop** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Renaissance Man.

by **Marked Trail** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:34 pm

[SIZE="3"]Whatz up with da bea[/SIZE]ds?

Also check out Steven Seagal's latest masterpiece...

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by **Greji** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:02 pm

Marked Trail wrote:[SIZE="3"]Whatz up with da bea[/SIZE]ds?

Also check out Steven Seagal's latest masterpiece...

That's academy award's stuff. Also, gave me a two fisted blue veiner while I was watching....
:cool:

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:20 pm

Marked Trail wrote:Also check out Steven Seagal's latest masterpiece...

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So is Steven Seagal turning into a caricature of Michael Madsen or vice versa?

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:50 pm

Good lord, with Steven Seagull's acting you can never be sure whether it'se serious or a pisstake. By the looks of things, it's probably a good idea that he didn't eat that lamb, though that's probably about the only thing he's come across that he hasn't eaten in the past few years.
BTW, the Carlton ad before that one was one of the all-time classics of Aussie advertising...

As for Michael Madsen, I think it's time for Mr. Brown to start slicing some ears off...

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:19 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:Good lord, with Steven Seagull's acting you can never be sure whether it's serious or a pisstake.

I think Seagal-sensei is repeating the success/career path of William Shatner, the pride of the Great North.

by **Taka-Okami** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:51 am

chokonen888 wrote:I feel like a moreon swindled I tell yah!

I think Jerk-off is referring to this:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-moran.htm

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:20 am

Mike Oxlong wrote:[Seagal] was also in Silva's corner in his comeback fight for UFC 117...

Get ready for the Steven Seagal UFC action figure...

-via

by **FG Lurker** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 6:17 pm

Seagal had lunch in Juso today....

by **BigInJapan** » Sat Jun 25, 2011 8:12 pm

Saw this clip with John Leguizamo today.
(Dissing Seagal starts from 2:00)

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by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:08 am

FG Lurker wrote:Seagal had lunch in Juso today....

I gather it wasn't his only one....

by **FG Lurker** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:17 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:I gather it wasn't his only one....

It's where his ex-wife's father's dojo was so he spent most of his formative years in Japan in Juso. I know people who knew him then and one of them had lunch with him yesterday.

by **Taro Toporific** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:29 pm

by **Greji** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:57 pm

by **Bucky** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:24 am

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:45 am

What is that thing on his head?

by **BigInJapan** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:24 pm

Doctor Stop wrote:What is that thing on his head?

Eddie Munster called, and he wants his wig back...

by **Doctor Stop** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:26 pm

BigInJapan wrote:Eddie Munster called, and he wants his wig back...[/IMG]

Eddie Munster's teeth could make him half-Japanese.

by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:56 am

Is the world ready for Steven Seagal's Genghis Khan epic?
--He's one of the film industry's greatest treasures, and if he wants to play the emperor of the Mongol hordes, who are we to stop him?--
The Guardian | 2011 July 7th
...the greatest of all the vanity projects is unquestionably Seagal's Genghis Khan epic, which the On Deadly Ground legend first mentioned in 1998. He even got around to writing a script, which he instantly burnished by attaching himself to the project as director and star. Since then? Well, it remains tantalisingly unproduced, despite various missions to China to scout locations and actors. Oh, and the mafia got involved.
The usual.

Prior art....

by **Screwed-down Hairdo** » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:39 am

Taro Toporific wrote:Prior art....

There's kinda a Japan link to this movie, aside from the fact that Mongols tried to invade this cuntry until thwarted by the kamikaze....loads of performers were poisoned by radiation after the flick was shot near a place where above-ground nuke testing had been carried out and they were hit by the fallout.
Those were the days when armies used to protect their grunts from nuclear blasts by giving them a pair of Raybans and sending them marching into radioactive clouds (unless they hid in lead-lined fridges)...kinda reminds me of the approach at a certain reactor spewing out all sorts of toxic shite just north of Tokyo.

by **Taro Toporific** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:35 pm

by **Russell** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:54 am

by **Marked Trail** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:04 am

Russell wrote:Actor Steven Seagal Sued for Driving Tank into Arizona Home, Killing Puppy

Noooooo!
The Seagal loves puppies!

by **Bucky** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:33 am

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:26 am

I wish someone would shoot Sheriff Joe. He's such a POS.

by **Samurai_Jerk** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:42 pm

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by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:25 pm

Steven Seagal stars in Gaddafi: The Movie
thepoke.co.uk | Sept. 26th, 2011
(MOAR!...)

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by **Taro Toporific** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:45 pm

[SIZE="4"]Steven Seagal sworn deputy sheriff in West Texas[/SIZE]
AP -- Thursday, Oct. 13, 2011
EL PASO, TEXAS --- Martial arts film star Steven Seagal has been sworn in as deputy sheriff in a West Texas border county and will start working sometime this year, authorities said.
Hudspeth County Sheriff's Lt. Robert Wilson confirmed Thursday that Seagal, 59, took the oath this week...more...

by **matsuki** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:34 pm

Damn...59....time to retire?

by **Greji** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:45 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Damn...59....time to retire?

I think I got a kid that old.....
:confused:

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