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Stumbling half-blind Guide Dog Robot

Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:10 pm

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Postby Coligny » Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:44 pm

A small message to those funny japanese hobby level robots:

FOOK YOU

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Yours

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Seriously Japan... cut that crap with the make believe technology... A drunk Russian in a shed could certainly replace most of your research departement. Just let the Racequeen for the public presentation as we certainly could not get the guy to sober up even for a day...
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Postby dimwit » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:56 pm

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Geez, Taro. It took me a few minutes to recognize the photoshop.

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Postby Russell » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:05 am

Coligny wrote:A small message to those funny japanese hobby level robots:

FOOK YOU

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Yours

Boston Dynamics.

Seriously Japan... cut that crap with the make believe technology... A drunk Russian in a shed could certainly replace most of your research departement. Just let the Racequeen for the public presentation as we certainly could not get the guy to sober up even for a day...

All good and well, though engineered incredibly, that thing is very noisy.

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As a craft for carrying soldier's luggage, is that really the best option? (thinking of goats, donkeys, and other animals with additional options, like Greiji-friendly orifices).
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Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:33 am

Yeah try to input gps coordinates and path into a donkey and see if it can bring the supplies by himself... I think the point of this thing is to be able to follow the same footpath as the soldiers it should reach. (unless you send a team with batman, spiderman and super Dupont to kill Ben Ladinde)
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Postby Russell » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:48 am

Coligny wrote:Yeah try to input gps coordinates and path into a donkey and see if it can bring the supplies by himself... I think the point of this thing is to be able to follow the same footpath as the soldiers it should reach. (unless you send a team with batman, spiderman and super Dupont to kill Ben Ladinde)

Well, some animals are perfectly able to find their way to a certain destination without being input with GPS coordinates: pigeons, dogs, bees, ants, etc. Dunno about donkeys, but they should be smarter than ants. And they can adapt themselves to changing circumstances, which is difficult for robots.

And they have orifices...
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Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:16 am

Russell wrote:Well, some animals are perfectly able to find their way to a certain destination without being input with GPS coordinates: pigeons, dogs, bees, ants, etc. Dunno about donkeys, but they should be smarter than ants. And they can adapt themselves to changing circumstances, which is difficult for robots.


Trying too hard dood...
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Postby IparryU » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:04 am

Coligny wrote:Trying too hard dood...

ya... i would rather have a bot that doesn't get scared of gunfire, require food (my rations), or shit/piss on the way...

you cant tell an animal to "go find the extract point"

bad thing is... if you run out of food, you cant eat it.
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Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:09 am

Russell wrote:Well, some animals are perfectly able to find their way to a certain destination without being input with GPS coordinates: pigeons, dogs, bees, ants, etc. Dunno about donkeys, but they should be smarter than ants. And they can adapt themselves to changing circumstances, which is difficult for robots.

And they have orifices...
:cool:


Sure they can....if they've been there before?

Just wait til Japan copies this thing and turns it to a bipedal robot that looks like schoolgirl, carries your luggage and follows you everywhere. Akihabara is going to be crowded with ones that dance.
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Postby IparryU » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:24 am

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Postby matsuki » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:46 am

IparryU wrote:dont worry... like our NA friend said, the japs will copy the US dog, make an orifice, and give it human like warmth and sensation...


Actually, all they need to do is copy those flashlights and make it fit...

They have the technology! :D
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Postby Greji » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:00 pm

Russell wrote:
And they have orifices...
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Good point, but will those loving robot dogs be able to keep humping your leg while you're sitting in your gf's living room with her folks?
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:01 pm

They have orifice tech too!

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Postby dimwit » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:56 pm

MikeOxlong wrote:They have orifice tech too!


Gees, if it made I less irratating sound I bet you it would be a favorite in sex shop countrywide.
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Postby Coligny » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:30 pm

dimwit wrote:Gees, if it made I less irratating sound I bet you it would be a favorite in sex shop countrywide.


Still beat the crap out of the kabajou from the au windows 7 phone commercial...

"issasheeeebouuuureeeeee"


arrrrghhhh make it stoooop...
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Some other high-tech without orifices

Postby Russell » Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:57 pm

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