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In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby Taro Toporific » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:02 am

In the upcoming election, who provides the good governance for us Aliens? That is, which candidate should get the all-important endorsement from the FG Forum as the most bestest Fucked?

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Re: In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:11 am

What is it with the "guts pose" in Japanese erections?
I haven't seen so many fists being used since the last time I watched German porn.
And what has happened to the Mickey Mouse gloves that all Japanese politicians used to wear?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:00 am

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What is it with the "guts pose" in Japanese erections?
I haven't seen so many fists being used since the last time I watched German porn.


i'd like to have that dvd back btw...


And what has happened to the Mickey Mouse gloves that all Japanese politicians used to wear?

copyright infrigement claim from mickeyweurld corporation...
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Re: In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:46 am

Coligny wrote:
And what has happened to the Mickey Mouse gloves that all Japanese politicians used to wear?

copyright infrigement claim from mickeyweurld corporation...


Actually, I didn't realize (look) when I initially posted, but this bloke (supported by the Communists, by the way) is wearing them, and so is the cosplay freak.
Haven't seen anyone in my area wearing them this time around (including Noda, who spoke a couple of weekends ago near my home).

In a separate matter, a bloke was handing out leaflets for the Minai no To, or Japanese Union of Fascists, or whatever it is Ishihara/Hashimoto are running in. Being the loving, tolerant, patient and compassionate guy I am, I told him his candidates were "racist scum of people guiding Japan back to the brink of an unwinnable war just like your stupid ancestors did, and they're doing this because you guys refuse to study the past properly and have your own unique view of history shared by none of the millions who suffered at Japanese hands."
I didn't get any tissues...
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Re: In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby matsuki » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:55 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:
Coligny wrote:
And what has happened to the Mickey Mouse gloves that all Japanese politicians used to wear?

copyright infrigement claim from mickeyweurld corporation...


Actually, I didn't realize (look) when I initially posted, but this bloke (supported by the Communists, by the way) is wearing them, and so is the cosplay freak.
Haven't seen anyone in my area wearing them this time around (including Noda, who spoke a couple of weekends ago near my home).

In a separate matter, a bloke was handing out leaflets for the Minai no To, or Japanese Union of Fascists, or whatever it is Ishihara/Hashimoto are running in. Being the loving, tolerant, patient and compassionate guy I am, I told him his candidates were "racist scum of people guiding Japan back to the brink of an unwinnable war just like your stupid ancestors did, and they're doing this because you guys refuse to study the past properly and have your own unique view of history shared by none of the millions who suffered at Japanese hands."
I didn't get any tissues...


Are these the fuck advertising on youtube about military buildup to defend from China, Space exploration, and some other unattainable bullshit? The commercial is seriously comical.
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:01 pm

chokonen888 wrote:Are these the fuck advertising on youtube about military buildup to defend from China, Space exploration, and some other unattainable bullshit? The commercial is seriously comical.


It could be...the Japan Rest Station Party.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:10 pm

Screwed-down Hairdo wrote:What is it with the "guts pose" in Japanese erections?


The Smile Party's candidate, Mac Akasaka, gets my vote!
Say it now: "Wooo, ahhh. Wooo, ahhh!"
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:31 pm

Nah, he's good, but I can only vote for the One God...Jesus Matayoshi (I saw him stumping the other night, but had to rush for the train, so it's a shit-awful picture...)

Still....イエス, We Can!

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Re: In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby matsuki » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:04 pm

...and I thought American elections could get...uhhh 可笑しい

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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:13 pm

chokonen888 wrote:...and I thought American elections could get...uhhh 可笑しい


Watchyu talkin' 'bout, Choko?
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Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:45 pm

isun't he like... dead and stuff ?
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Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:57 pm

Coligny wrote:isun't he like... dead and stuff ?


Never used to matter for the Soviets...
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Re: In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby Screwed-down Hairdo » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:08 pm

Trouble with joke politicians (especially in Japan) is that they always look considerably more competent than the real politicians...
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Re: In the upcuming erection, who is the best 'Fucked'?

Postby Coligny » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:42 pm

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They often are...
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Postby matsuki » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:04 pm

The obaachan next to doesn't like Mac because "he should use his real name!"

Catering to older nihonjinron is...
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Postby Taro Toporific » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:59 pm

Did anybody else wonder about this rather handsome young candidate for Tokyo govenor with a katakana name in the upcuming erection?

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He's "TOKUMA" a singer and candidate who is representing the Happiness Realization Party, the political arm of the religious cult Happy Science. Perhaps he's misnamed the "happy" candidate since TOKUMA has been arrested singing right-wing protest songs on the disputed Senkaku Islands and says he has, "been brainwashed to think Japan did really bad stuff in Asia."(Wall Street Journal | 2012-12-11).

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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:13 pm


Pretty much sums up the erection and the new former PM. :roll:
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Postby Russell » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:03 pm

Doesn't this guy run this time?

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Postby legion » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:58 pm

Russell wrote:Doesn't this guy run this time?



It costs 3 million JPY to enter the election, he borrowed the money and hasn't been able to pay it back. Buddy of mine interviewed him.

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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:55 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:The Smile Party's candidate, Mac Akasaka, gets my vote!
Say it now: "Wooo, ahhh. Wooo, ahhh!" (YouTube)


It's a sad, sad day for Japan. After nearly a decade of campaigning, Smile Party's Mac Akasaka has given up. :cry:


Mac Akasaka retires campaigning! Peace operations declaration of tears!
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…famous for his “smile therapy”, Mac has run for election again and again over the year… based on the his recent “success” [defeat] in the general election last month, he declared on a talk show yesterday that, “will not go out electioneering anymore!”
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Postby matsuki » Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:45 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:It's a sad, sad day for Japan. Japan has given up. :cry:


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Postby Taro Toporific » Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:28 pm

Mac is back!
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Postby Taro Toporific » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:14 pm

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Mac Akasaka campaigning in Osaka this afternoon: pic.twitter.com/JRJHZrpxQj
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Postby J.A.F.O » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:35 am

Taro Toporific wrote:He's "TOKUMA" a singer and candidate who is representing the Happiness Realization Party, the political arm of the religious cult Happy Science. Perhaps he's misnamed the "happy" candidate since TOKUMA has been arrested singing right-wing protest songs on the disputed Senkaku Islands and says he has, "been brainwashed to think Japan did really bad stuff in Asia.


I agree with him on the consumption tax issue. But amending the constitution... I don't think international geo politics will allow for that. But I guess germany is starting to get the same ideas so who knows.
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Postby Taro Toporific » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:52 am

"TOKUMA" a singer and candidate who is representing the Happiness Realization Party, the political arm of the religious cult Happy Science...


From the First President of the United States to the Next President:
A Spiritual Interview with George Washington

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In order to find out what George Washington thinks about the presidential election, Ryuho Okawa, Founder and CEO of Happy Science, conducted a spiritual interview with George Washington, the first President of the United States. The Spiritual interview took place on September 22, 2016...
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In a spiritual interview, Master Okawa is able to summon a spirit from the spiritual realm and have them talk through him while he remains fully conscious. Master Okawa has this ability as a result of his high level of enlightenment. In a remarkable revelation during the spiritual interview, the spirit of President Washington revealed that he has been reincarnated into the world as Donald Trump. He explained to the interviewers that he wants to use his gifts to bring true change and make America great again.
President Washington spoke of God’s will at the birth of America to create a new leader for the world – to build a new civilization.
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Postby matsuki » Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:48 pm

Apt to think too small? Maybe about the size of J-penii but anyone who thinks Americans are apt to think too small obviously doesn't know too many Americans....
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:19 am

matsuki wrote:Apt to think too small? Maybe about the size of J-penii but anyone who thinks Americans are apt to think too small obviously doesn't know too many Americans....


Big houses, big trucks, and bloated waistlines doesn't mean people are thinking big.
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Postby matsuki » Sat Oct 29, 2016 10:53 am

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
matsuki wrote:Apt to think too small? Maybe about the size of J-penii but anyone who thinks Americans are apt to think too small obviously doesn't know too many Americans....


Big houses, big trucks, and bloated waistlines doesn't mean people are thinking big.


"Thinking bigger/more is better" should be in the constitution seeing how embedded it is in 'merican culture
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Oct 29, 2016 3:16 pm

matsuki wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
matsuki wrote:Apt to think too small? Maybe about the size of J-penii but anyone who thinks Americans are apt to think too small obviously doesn't know too many Americans....


Big houses, big trucks, and bloated waistlines doesn't mean people are thinking big.


"Thinking bigger/more is better" should be in the constitution seeing how embedded it is in 'merican culture


Stop with the figure skating cosplay. The CBI is getting worse.
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