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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Samurai_Jerk » Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:01 am

Russell wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:...and Boar-Crotch (猪股: Inomata/Imata) are actual people in Japan. If they wanted a memorable name, they’ve certainly achieved it, but I can’t imagine what it’s like to grow up with a name like that as a child.

LOL, I knew that guy. Just in Japan, I did not know the real meaning of his name.


It's far more likely his name was written 猪俣.

Takechanpoo wrote:hasegawa is 34th most popular sir name.
and i heard its also one of popular ones for zainichi-korean to use as their J-name, especially in kansai area.


Just come out of the closet as a Chosen-jin already.

Since 長 in Hasegawa looks similar to and is pronounced the same as the Chinese character for the common Korean family name Jeong (張), it wouldn't surprise me. Also, though it's not so common, Janggok (長谷) is also a Korean family name according to Wikipedia.

Takechanpoo wrote:猪 means 豚(pig) in china.
so seems like chinese fellows LMFAO when they see 猪something japanese sir name.
:mrgreen:


The Chinese are right since a 豚 and an 猪 are the same species.

yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby wagyl » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:08 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.

Even when the benchmark is the German sense of humour?
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:13 pm

Samurai_Jerk wrote:
Russell wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:...and Boar-Crotch (猪股: Inomata/Imata) are actual people in Japan. If they wanted a memorable name, they’ve certainly achieved it, but I can’t imagine what it’s like to grow up with a name like that as a child.

LOL, I knew that guy. Just in Japan, I did not know the real meaning of his name.


It's far more likely his name was written 猪俣.

It is, but in his case it was 猪股. I checked it on the interwabs.

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yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.

Then again, we are talking about German humor here...
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:37 pm



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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:52 pm

Yeah, yeah,...

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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby yanpa » Sat Sep 06, 2014 2:05 pm

Russell wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.

Then again, we are talking about German humor here...


"Joke" in the sense of yanking someone's chain in an annoying way. You had to be there...

But German humour, yeah. :roll:
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:00 pm

yanpa wrote:
Russell wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.

Then again, we are talking about German humor here...


"Joke" in the sense of yanking someone's chain in an annoying way. You had to be there...

But German humour, yeah. :roll:

It gets some additional flavor of humor once one realizes that "hase" sounds like the German "Hasse", which means hate or hatred.

Suddenly, I wish I'd be there...
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby yanpa » Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:11 pm

Russell wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Russell wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.

Then again, we are talking about German humor here...


"Joke" in the sense of yanking someone's chain in an annoying way. You had to be there...

But German humour, yeah. :roll:

It gets some additional flavor of humor once one realizes that "hase" sounds like the German "Hasse", which means hate or hatred.

Suddenly, I wish I'd be there...


"Hasse" is, oddly enough, not an uncommon surname in Germany.

Gawd this is hilarious.
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Russell » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:28 pm

yanpa wrote:
Russell wrote:
yanpa wrote:
Russell wrote:
Samurai_Jerk wrote:
yanpa wrote:When I lived in Germany, I had a Japanese aquaintance called Tani-san (谷さん). She married a German guy called "Lange" and started using the name "Lange-Tani". So I started calling her Hase-san, because "Lange" in German means "長い". (It took her a while to get the joke).


Not funny in any language.

Then again, we are talking about German humor here...


"Joke" in the sense of yanking someone's chain in an annoying way. You had to be there...

But German humour, yeah. :roll:

It gets some additional flavor of humor once one realizes that "hase" sounds like the German "Hasse", which means hate or hatred.

Suddenly, I wish I'd be there...


"Hasse" is, oddly enough, not an uncommon surname in Germany.

Gawd this is hilarious.

Don't tell me you also had a Japanese aquaintance there with the surname 人羅...
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Takechanpoo » Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:36 pm

Hasse(ハッセ) has been my nickname since my childhood. and i ve hated it.

in mexico there is Hacegaba...... :shock:
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Stupid Japanese (Pet) names?

Friend's cat passed away and she had it cremated and was patiently awaiting her listing on this site:

http://nemurinosato.com/maisou/

Pomeranian named "Pome-chan", Hamster named "Hamu-chan", who says Japanese aren't creative?

Muku, Chatta, Mitsuru, Jin, Hermes, Apollo Mmmmmmkay?

Shaank? Tonini? Milk? Marron? ChooChoo? (Start of a new game...named by toddlers or Japanese?)

Pele? Sena? hahahaha "Get the ball pele!!"

(Yeah, I know there's a special place in hell for me having a laugh at their dead pet names)
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby wuchan » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:31 pm

My sister in law named her first kid LaLa. We thought it a little strange but what the heck. Her second kid came along and she named it LiLi. We are waiting for #3 to come along to see if she names it LuLu.
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Wage Slave » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:36 pm

Someone I know has a daft as a brush Yorkie named .............Einstein. Pretty witty I thought.
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby matsuki » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:12 pm

wuchan wrote:My sister in law named her first kid LaLa. We thought it a little strange but what the heck. Her second kid came along and she named it LiLi. We are waiting for #3 to come along to see if she names it LuLu.


Family I know has two daughters names Maki, Miki and I'm always giving the parents a hard time about when they're going to have Muki :twisted:
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby IparryU » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:19 pm

wuchan wrote:My sister in law named her first kid LaLa. We thought it a little strange but what the heck. Her second kid came along and she named it LiLi. We are waiting for #3 to come along to see if she names it LuLu.

Well, hopefully they were all girls. And for Lulu, she would make a good cosplyer probably

Lulu from Final Fantasy X
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby wagyl » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:26 pm

Wage Slave wrote:daft as a brush Yorkie

I believe you have a superfluous adjectival phrase in there.
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Wage Slave » Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:31 pm

True - or perhaps I should add the adverbial phrase "even more than usual" to "daft as a brush".
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Re: Stupid Japanese Names

Postby Russell » Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:03 pm

wuchan wrote:My sister in law named her first kid LaLa. We thought it a little strange but what the heck. Her second kid came along and she named it LiLi. We are waiting for #3 to come along to see if she names it LuLu.

Because LiLu is already taken...

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