Why's FG so dead?

by **AssKissinger** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:34 pm

If yall don't start posting more I'm gonna have to go out and interact with real people. Save me the hassle please!

by **kami gaijin** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:50 pm

DON'T DO IT!!! THEY ARE ALL EVIL

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:55 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Re: Why's FG so dead?
If yall don't start posting more I'm gonna have to go out and interact with real people. Save me the hassle please!

"DEAD"? Sheeeeee-it! I am dead and I've got the death certicate to prove it. It's a holiday..Grow up! ... with Coming-of-Age-Day.

by **omae mona** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:15 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:"DEAD"? Sheeeeee-it! I am dead and I've got the death certicate to prove it.

Hey, Taro, if I remember correctly, you have a US death certificate. Just curious.. have you ever stopped by the local government office with a Japanese translation & tried to get a domestic one so you can be dead here, too? And are there benefits to being dead here?

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:22 pm

omae mona wrote:Hey, Taro, if I remember correctly, you have a US death certificate... have you ever stopped by the local government office with a Japanese translation & tried to get a domestic one so you can be dead here, too? And are there benefits to being dead here?

There's a nice funeral benefit of 500,000 yen in my ward, but then my FREE bus/train pass would be cancelled.

by **Alcazar** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:58 pm

Taro, what do you mean you have a death certificate? Is there some story that I missed?

by **Taro Toporific** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:20 pm

Alcazar wrote:Taro, what do you mean you have a death certificate? Is there some story that I missed?

In med school and grad school, I used to get in some real knock-down-drag-out arguements with the life-after-death folks, hee, hee.

Thirty ODD years ago, I was in a braindead coma* and they pulled off life support according to my Living Will. That unplugging woke me up and one of the nurses (and post-life GF) saved the death certificate for me as a "souvenir".

*Besides my salaryman life

by **Alcazar** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:55 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:Thirty ODD years ago, I was in a braindead coma* and they pulled off life support according to my Living Will. That unplugging woke me up and one of the nurses (and post-life GF) saved the death certificate for me as a "souvenir".

Wow, you were pretty lucky! That is amazing!

by **Alcazar** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:57 pm

Taro Toporific wrote:In med school and grad school, I used to get in some real knock-down-drag-out arguements with the life-after-death folks, hee, hee.

That reminds me of the film 'Flatliners', about medical students doing experiments. :idea:

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800143783&cf=info&intl=us

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