007 agent needed ASAP

[soulkraka]

I got married to a japanese woman(my ex) here in LA a couple years ago basically to help her out with her green card status. Now I want a divorce and ,surprise surprise, she doesn't because she doesn't have her permanent status yet. I need someone in the tokyo area to serve her on my behalf so that I can file the paperwork. I will provide a pic of her and partial address which should be enough to lead you right to her. She lives in shimo meguro.

willing to pay for your time.

please email me at soulkraka@sbcglobal.net if your interested.

[Taro Toporific]

... I need someone in the tokyo area to serve her on my behalf so that I can file the paperwork...

"SERVE her" sounds kinky, hee, hee?

Ok, ok, 'serve divorce papers' ...is "sewer service" (service without a signature/hanko) even legal in Japan or this situation? Gift-box the divorce papers and send 'em takyubin ...that ought to get* a signature/hanko.

*(obtain)

[Big Booger]

This is one of the most unusual requests I have ever heard asked on this board..

Man alive I wish you success. Why not fly out and serve her ass yourself? take in the sites and sounds of the Big Concrete (NY= Big Apple) and do it up properly???

Might be fun. Maybe bring a camera and snap a photo or two of serving her??? Or ask Pongi to go along with you to serve her. That would make one of the craziest shows that he could produce LOL

[American Oyaji]

Man...

Thats crazy. Serve her sexually, or serve her with the papers?

[DjMitch_UK]

007? Could I sleep with a gun under my pillow if i did it?

[Big Booger]

Man...

Thats crazy. Serve her sexually, or serve her with the papers?

LMAO.

AO, that has to be one of the funniest cracks I have heard in a while.

"Ding Dong. I am here to serve you baby cakes (peanuts in hand)"

LOL

[leathernick]

Man...
Thats crazy. Serve her sexually, or serve her with the papers?

serve her, servicing her, what's the dif?

[mr. sparkle]

Or ask Pongi to go along with you to serve her. That would make one of the craziest shows that he could produce LOL

now that would be freakin' buh-RILLIANT!

make sure to book freedom to do the camera work, he's really good with hand-held! i'd love to see Rob giving her the gift box and then see the look on her face when she opens it up.

more fodder for the screenplay.

[Frost]

I'd only do it if there was someone standing behind me with a tape player playing the theme to mission impossible...oh and I g e t a jet pack too ....dadadada duh duh duh......

[Taro Toporific]

JPN Process Servers
willing to pay for your time.

Ok I was curious about this because I used to serve papers, skip trace and do repros for a banker friend as a part-time job in college. Looks like ya need a legal scriver.

Service of Process in Japan
... Summary of Methods of Service: (1) Hague Service Convention service by Japanese Central Authority] Direct Personal Service by an Agent generally is not permitted in Japan;[/u] (4) Waiver of Service: Persons willing to waive service may execute an acknowledgement or affidavit before a U.S. consul in Japan. Note: the use of methods (2), (3) or (4) is not recommended if eventual enforcement of an American judgment in Japan is contemplated.... Sakai & Pickard, Service of Process on a Japanese Defendant to ...

Contested Divorce. ...
Warnings. ...
2) Do not try to get a divorce if either party is not physically present in Japan, or if there is not complete agreement to all terms of the divorce. American law requires that a divorce be granted in the courts of the legal residence ("domicile") of one of the marriage partners. If the court granting the divorce is not in the domicile of either party you risk having an invalid divorce that will not be recognized by the US courts unless both parties are present and consent to the jurisdiction of the court. That means that you might have to start all over again!

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[soulkraka]

[quote="&quot"] Why not fly out and serve her ass yourself? take in the sites and sounds of the Big Concrete (NY= Big Apple) and do it up properly???

I would be happy to but according to my lawyer she has to be "served" by a third party.

Taro, thanks for the 411...you realize we were married in the US though right? or maybe I just dont quite understand your post. I'll look into it though

so is anybody down?

[Taro Toporific]

Taro, thanks for the 411...you realize we were married in the US though right? or maybe I just dont quite understand your post. I'll look into it though
so is anybody down?

Have you tried the obvious, sending the papers via "Certified Mail return receipt requested"? Japanese people will always sign for mailman.

POINTS to CONSIDER:
--> Non-law-office process serving in Japan does not seem to be legal.
--> Process serving without a signature (aka "sewer service" or 'drive-by service") requires the testimony or affidavit of the person serving the papers if the service is contested by Mrs. Soulkraka.
--> Who the hell woulld wanna step in this hot steaming pile besides Super Pongi with video 'proof of service'? :P

[soulkraka]

I would be happy to do that but knowing what I know about her she wouldnt SIGN THEM, which according to my lawyer is a key issue here. This is why I have to have someone serve her who will fill out a form saying that they did in fact serve the right person.

[soulkraka]

[quote="&quot"]
POINTS to CONSIDER:
--> Non-law-office process serving in Japan does not seem to be legal.
--> Process serving without a signature (aka "sewer service" or 'drive-by service") requires the testimony or affidavit of the person serving the papers if the service is contested by Mrs. Soulkraka.
--> Who the hell woulld wanna step in this hot steaming pile besides Super Pongi with video 'proof of service'? :P



1. thanks for info but this is not the case according to my lawyer but I'll look into it myself as well.
2. I know
3. you never know until you ask

[Taro Toporific]

This is why I have to have someone serve her who will fill out a form saying that they did in fact serve the right person.

Is "form" of the person serving the papers an affidavit that has to be notarized and witnessed?(real pain in the ass in Tokyo)

Depositions

[jim katta]

I got confused, first I read Tokyo your post, then I read NY in another post. Guess she's in Tokyo though. If she was NY, I do it for ya. I'd give it the whole grave/stern professional treatment too. Eh, hopefully someone in the Tokyo area can hook you up.

[soulkraka]

i never said she was in NY. We got married in LA but now shes(hiding out) in tokyo.

taro, many thanks again for the info. good lookin out . Ill have to crack the whip on this bar exam passing leech thats stuck on me and have him look into all this.

[soulkraka]

HAHA! love the rob pongi idea!! thats the shit right there.

[NeoNecroNomiCron]

How much money do you get for this kind of thing?

For one delivering papers?

Or for delivering seed?

Both I will consider.


--
I do realise the get badger joke. Just lazy.

[bejiita]

Since Japan signed the Hague Convetion, go here for the U.S. Federal government's interpretation of the law.

Then go here for the authorized U.S. foreign process server. Last time I used them, the cost was about US$80 I think.

[American Oyaji]

Why not just have it annulled. Have a judge anul it on the grounds that she ran out on the marriage and ran back to Japan.

I think its called anulment on grounds of abandonment.

[jim katta]

while completely taking your situation seriously and empathizing with your situation, on another note, I must say this whole thing, including the website posts, all seems to add up to a rather entertaining movie script. hmmm...