JPN research: Beer cures cancer too

[Taro Toporific]

Japanese researchers find that hops fight fat
realbeer.com /July 22, 2003 - Researchers for the Kirin Brewery have discovered that a bittering element in hops curbs the development of fat inside the body....
...mice that were fed with feed containing isohumulones developed twice the amount of enzymes that transform fat compared to the other group. Kirin researchers believe isohumulones help the development of fat-dissolving enzymes.
The discovery was announced during a recent meeting of the Japanese Society of Nutrition and Food Science.

[kurohinge1]

Now they just need to tackle the fat properties of the pizza, chips, nuts, etc. that seem to always accompany beer, like a magnet !

[ramchop]

Now they just need to tackle the fat properties of the pizza

Everything is good for you:

Italian researchers say eating pizza could protect against cancer. Researchers claim eating pizza regularly reduced the risk of developing oesophageal cancer by 59%. The risk of developing colon cancer also fell by 26% and mouth cancer by 34%, they claimed.

[Caustic Saint]

Pizza fights cancer

Pizza keeps cancer away: study
From correspondents in Rome
July 21, 2003

A STUDY has revealed that eating pizza on a regular basis could help stave off certain forms of cancer.

The eating habits of over 3,000 Italians suffering from cancer of the stomach or digestive tract were monitored during the study and compared with a sample of about 5,000 people suffering from other diseases, daily La Repubblica reported today.

The results showed that people who ate pizza once or several times a week were less likely to get cancer than those who chose not to eat it at all.

According to the study carried out by the Pharmacology Institute in the northern city of Milan, the risks of getting mouth, oesophageal or colon cancer plunged by as much as 34 per cent, 59 per cent and 26 per cent respectively.

The secret, according to Silvano Gallus who led the research, appeared to be connected to the preventive properties of the humble tomato.

As for the beer issue - "I'm not getting drunk, I'm working out!"

[Taro Toporific]

Pizza fights cancer.

As for the beer issue - "I'm not getting drunk, I'm working out!"[/quote]


Hey, maybe these guys were gonna "work out" too.



Mainichi July 22, 2003
Fourteen Japanese police officers have received nearly 1,000 beer coupons from a consumer loan company official in return for leaking investigative information, the National Police Agency (NPA) reports.

[Taro Toporific]

Everything is good for you

- BEER IS A CURE FOR CANCER
DRINKING beer can cure cancer, according to researchers.
40oz Warriors-- Drunken News / Friday February 20th 2004
Experts who gave rats ale to drink for two weeks found the malt in the bevvy reduced the amount of DNA damage caused by colon cancer.
When Japanese scientists continued their study for five weeks, they found beer killed off some early lesions that can become cancerous. Dr Hajime Nozawa, who led the Yokohama researchers, said: 'The results suggest that daily, moderate consumption of beer may reduce the risk of cancer susceptibility in the colon.'

[Caustic Saint]

Helps you lose weight and cures cancer? Is there anything it can't do?

[bejiita]

OMGWTFBBQ! Lesbian sex cures cancer! No direct linky. Just search for sex cures cancer. I especially like the log entry right underneath where she says Comcast can suck her left nut.

[Caustic Saint]

OMGWTFBBQ! Lesbian sex cures cancer! No direct linky. Just search for sex cures cancer. I especially like the log entry right underneath where she says Comcast can suck her left nut.

So what you're saying is that beer-drinking lesbians are gonna live forever?

[bejiita]

Yes, that's why all the sci-fi movies of Amazon women ruling the planet are actual predictions of the future.

[leathernick]

Helps you lose weight and cures cancer? Is there anything it can't do?

It's even helped me in some areas too! LOL!

[japslapper]

Researchers for the Kirin Brewery

Nothing like independant research, is there?


I smell a drunken rat.....

[ramchop]

Everything is good for you

Well, not everything you eat is good for you after all:

Oral sex linked to mouth cancer

Oral sex can lead to oral tumours. That is the conclusion of researchers who have proved what has long been suspected, that the human papilloma virus can cause oral cancers.

[ramchop]

Coffee is 'health drink' says Italian

Coffee contains tannin and antioxidants, which are good for the heart and arteries, she says.

It can relieve headaches.

It is good for the liver - and can help prevent cirrhosis and gallstones.

And the caffeine in coffee can reduce the risk of asthma attacks - and help improve circulation within the heart.

[ramchop]

In the US study, the group with the highest lifetime average of ejaculation - 21 times per month - were a third less likely to develop the cancer than the reference group, who ejaculated four to seven times a month.

[AssKissinger]

In the US study, the group with the highest lifetime average of ejaculation - 21 times per month - were a third less likely to develop the cancer than the reference group, who ejaculated four to seven times a month.

If 21 times a month is the highest average I'm off the charts. I bet if I lived to be 70 and never came again I'd still beat that!

[ramchop]

I'd still beat that!

Still beating it when you're unable to come... what'd be the point of that?

[ramchop]

Coffee, beer, pizza, sex.. what else do you need in your healthy diet?:

Regular doses of worms really do rid people of inflammatory bowel disease. The first trials of the treatment have been a success, and a drinkable concoction containing thousands of pig whipworm eggs could soon be launched in Europe

[AssKissinger]

I'd still beat that!

Still beating it when you're unable to come... what'd be the point of that?

It's not just a destination. It's a journey.

[Taro Toporific]

Regular doses of worms really do rid people of inflammatory bowel disease. The first trials of the treatment have been a success, and a drinkable concoction containing thousands of pig whipworm eggs could soon be launched in Europe

Why not worms? Leeches are good for black eyes, wasp strings relieve arthritis, maggots clean bed sores better than micro-surgery, so....

Worm diet 'treats bowel disorder'BBC News, UK - 7 April
... their symptoms. Scientists in the United States have developed a drink containing thousands of pig whipworm eggs. Trials suggest ...

[ramchop]

Fantastic! My diet is becoming one big tasty health food.

Curryis the next miracle cure!

Cystic fibrosis is just the latest disease that research has shown might be alleviated by turmeric. Others include inflammatory bowel disease, cancer, alchohol-related liver disease and, most recently, Alzheimer's disease.