This is the bomb!

[Caustic Saint]

Just wanted to say Hello to all of you, I have been in Japan for only two years and am a software engineer by profession. I live in Yokohama and work in Tokyo...

Cheers!

Cheers, indeed! You're neighbor to Taro and Guy. Heck, you've probably even been on the same train with them before.

[Taro Toporific]

F...been in Japan for only two years and am a software engineer by profession. I live in Yokohama and work in Tokyo...!

Noooooo. "Nattering nabobs of negativism"! Now the FG Forum has a devicenull" and a nullpointer".

Anyway, enough pusillanimous pussyfooting, welcome aboard NEIGHBOR (it sounds like our paths cross daily here in 'hama).

[nullpointer]

(Ominous background Music...)
Then maybe our paths will cross.....

F...been in Japan for only two years and am a software engineer by profession. I live in Yokohama and work in Tokyo...!

Noooooo. "Nattering nabobs of negativism"! Now the FG Forum has a devicenull" and a nullpointer".

Anyway, enough pusillanimous pussyfooting, welcome aboard NEIGHBOR (it sounds like our paths cross daily here in 'hama).

[Caustic Saint]

(Ominous background Music...)
Then maybe our paths will cross.....

Maybe they already have, if your avatar is any kind of a clue:



Anything you want to tell us, Taro? Or should I say - daddy?

[Taro Toporific]

(Ominous background Music...)
Then maybe our paths will cross.....

Maybe they already have, if your avatar is any kind of a clue:
Anything you want to tell us, Taro? Or should I say - daddy?

Like father
Like son .

I confess. Nullpointer is the love-child of Asskissinger and I (baldness is a maternal trait).

[nullpointer]

Who is my Daddy and What does he Do?

[Taro Toporific]

Who is my Daddy and What does he Do?

You could just say I'm an Information Janitor.

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime....
...Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean.

[mr. sparkle]

Just wanted to say Hello to all of you, I have been in Japan for only two years and am a software engineer by profession. I live in Yokohama and work in Tokyo...

Cheers!

Cheers, indeed! You're neighbor to Taro and Guy. Heck, you've probably even been on the same train with them before.

Kehin Tohoku? Tokaido? Denentoshi?


room with a view

Watch out for the zookeepers in that zoo!

[Taro Toporific]

I live in Yokohama and work in Tokyo...Cheers!

Cheers, indeed! You're neighbor to Taro and Guy. Heck, you've probably even been on the same train with them before.

Kehin Tohoku? Tokaido? Denentoshi?
Watch out forthe zookeepers in that zoo!

I pass through Yokohama station everday but often drive to Azamino station on the Denentoshi.

...the 46-year-old zookeeper molested the schoolgirl on a packed carriage at about 7:45 a.m. A male passenger realized what Yanagida was doing ....One of the most popular features at the zoo is the "Contact Corner," where children can touch and hug animals

Generally speaking, the high school girls expose themselves and groping is totally uncalled for unlike what Zookeeper-san was doing. Whenever I pull out my Pongi Cam(tm), perverts always seem to stop.

[nullpointer]

I live close to Yokohama Station and generally catch Tokaido or Toyoko-sen to reach Tokyo....

and the F*cking Molestors always piss me off...What I do not understand is that the females very rarely speak out against it...mostly they shift position and try to move away whenever the train stops...

[GomiGirl]

and the F*cking Molestors always piss me off...What I do not understand is that the females very rarely speak out against it...mostly they shift position and try to move away whenever the train stops...

Do you see this (or experience this) first hand often? I have had a few hair sniffers which is why I mainly wear my long hair up these days but otherwise I haven't seen much of it on my trains.

I have been known to jab an obvious offender in the shoulder and tell him that I can see what he is doing... I have also seen one guy being dragged off the train by the scruff of his badly fitted suit by another guy to the station master but that is about all. I think that the best way is for others who can see this sort of problem to step in and help somebody who is too shy to help themselves.

[nullpointer]

Do you see this (or experience this) first hand often? I have had a few hair sniffers which is why I mainly wear my long hair up these days but otherwise I haven't seen much of it on my trains.

At least once every two weeks, I cannot speak japanese much which is why even if I see the pervert in action first hand I am unable to do anything about it...but once a guy was leaning on a young girl, and it seems she was with a male friend. I think she told her friend and this male friend started shouting Hora! Hora! (whatever it means) and literally dragged the perv on the platform at Kawasaki.

Wanted to kick the A*hole myself......

[Taro Toporific]

I live close to Yokohama Station and generally catch Tokaido or Toyoko-sen to reach Tokyo....
and the F*cking Molestors always piss me off......

I took the Tokaido line everday for 16 years. Oh Buddha the perverts I've seen.

Besides trying to take their picture, my two favorite prev-preventing stuntz are:
1. Curse at them in random foriegn languages.
2. Toss their bags or briefcase outside the door as the closing bell starts to sound.
Either way, the perverts have to swifty slither out the doors before they close. Remember:When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

[GomiGirl]

Do you see this (or experience this) first hand often? I have had a few hair sniffers which is why I mainly wear my long hair up these days but otherwise I haven't seen much of it on my trains.

At least once every two weeks, I cannot speak japanese much which is why even if I see the pervert in action first hand I am unable to do anything about it...but once a guy was leaning on a young girl, and it seems she was with a male friend. I think she told her friend and this male friend started shouting Hora! Hora! (whatever it means) and literally dragged the perv on the platform at Kawasaki.

Wanted to kick the A*hole myself......

A simple stern look and "DA-ME" wuold work fine.. just make it loud so that others will hear. It is just not acceptable to be a groper and people will step into assist.

[nullpointer]

2. Toss their bags or briefcase outside the door as the closing bell starts to sound.

..and the size of your brass balls is....? Seriously, not being able to speak japanese is a big handicap in such situations. I mean I have heard so many stories of a Gaijin dragged away in an altercation and the nihonjin is left free to go. But If I see an average perv, I try to get close to the perv and accidently kick him VERY hard on the shins as I am getting out at Shinbashi...always makes my day...

[Taro Toporific]

2. Toss their bags or briefcase outside the door as the closing bell starts to sound.

..and the size of your brass balls is....? ...

I'm "special". :P

(Cops generally will side with me since I such a Mr. Clean, Sunday-school teacher looking, nice guy who is "certified "100% HARMLESS".)

[Taro Toporific]

[sirwanksalot]

Yarashikuonegaishimasu!!!

I am sirwanksalot. I am from my mother and I don't like sushi because It has given me shokuchudoku 2X. I am not a troll but I don't know if I'll I'll post so much. My hobbies are surfing and wanking to lesbian porn.
Yes that's true You might have seen me in other places. Anyway once again Yarashikuonagaishimasu!

[Boo]

Hi there everyone. Long time lurker (over 2 years) decideing to come out of the dark and join in the fun. About me not much to say currently living in Setagaya area and I am a teacher. hmm well thats bout it so let the fun begin.

[Oni]

hi
Pleased to join the forum (Bows deeply)
Ahhh!!!! have to stop doing that ,im back in the UK now, have to say i had a great time in Japan. (3 years) Have been looking around the site and have to say its good a lot of good ppl and work put into it.
Bit sad i only found this forum when i got back here
but i will be back in Japan in Sept, and will be making my home page.
Bit about me Im a designer,age is old, like been drunk

Regards

Oni

[Failsafe]

You've given me so much information over the months so i thought i would come and join to the madness.

[Welleweirdo]

Hi I'm Erik Welleweerd.
A crazy Dutchman.
I live near Utrecht in Holland.
I play a lot of Games and I watch a lot of movies and I want to learn more about Japanese Entertainment Culture.
Check my site: http://www.gamez-forum.com

By the way, what does Gaijin mean?

I feel quite stupid right now, mkay.

[PiNkGinger]

Heyz! I just came came along this site/board thingy, lol, OMG you peeps are endearing and blissfully crazy!! I mean that in the best way possible. ^=^; I feel like such a lil kid, I hink I'm the youngest checkin out this site!( chi chi chi no worries,deeefinitely made it over that 13+ yrs question thingy, jyuuhassai desuyo).
ano~, gomen nasai, hontouni gaijinjyaarimasenkedo nihon ni itta koto ga arimasuyo. kyonen no natsu yasumi, okinawa ya Honshu ya Miyajima ni ikimashita. jyaa, tabuuuun ichijiteki na gaijin datta deshouka?

Hehe, neways. Sorry 'bout all the crudy nihongo. I'm hoping to go back and study at Waseda. Sooo is it kewl if I post here too??


( lookin at those 'emotions' things, d@MN those devil ones are freakin me out!)

[mr. sparkle]

Hi I'm Erik Welleweerd.
A crazy Dutchman.By the way, what does Gaijin mean?

I feel quite stupid right now, mkay.

Gaijin means: crazy ass foreigner that smells like butter.
Applies especially to beer swillin' Dutchmen like yourself.

BTW, Holland rocks. But I haven't been there in years.
I quite liked Amsterdam. Saw some good rock shows
(Gore - and the Young Gods at Van Hallen Stradt Squat)
and checked out the cafes, most definitely.

What's Utrecht like? It's the second biggest city on Holland isn't it?

Always root for you lunatics in the World Cup...Go Orange!

Welcome to FG.

[Welleweirdo]

What's Utrecht like? It's the second biggest city on Holland isn't it?

No, but one of the biggest, come and check it out!

[Brave_sir_Robin]

I'm scared, I want my mummy.
Nice to meet you all though.

[Jushin-Thunder-Liger]

Living in Jimbocho, on a Working Hilliday Visa
No where near to being a fuckedgaijin yet, im still in the exasperated stage.
I am of the opinion that the locals are the most small minded set of souls, this side of the Bush familly.
I love Jimbocho though, if anyone else lives there, im the blonde, blue eyed young Brit, who's been giving you dirty looks for the past few weeks.
My fav food, you ask?
Well Natto or Uni sushi, actually
My fav beer?, well arn't you a nosey bastard
Its that Sapporo in the gold can, traditional brew or somthing

[SophieFataleBlue]

Hello everyone, just joined the board. I'm not very good at introductions, there's not much to say I'm a 26 yr old tech student from Florida currently trying to learn nihongo.

[xUmex]

Hi,
I am a new member.
I am 28 years old.
I am from Umea Sweden
I am going to study at ICU next term.
I am into music – mostly punk and hardcore.

[Taro Toporific]

I am going to study at ICU next term..

FINALLY! If you're studying Japanese you have made a wise choice (unlike most FG wannabes). When/if ya pass the Level 1 Japanese test, send me a PM and see about a job.