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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby kamome » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:51 pm

Ol Dirty Gaijin wrote:
Jushin-Thunder-Liger wrote:37 year old Manga fan?
yeah we need more of those, round here............
If you see me in the street, dont talk to me about Manga, just dont, ok?

Damn straight. Talk late 80's early 90's wrestling instead. The Golden Era!
Steiner Brothers, Ric Flair, Thunder, Lex Luger, "El Samurai" Osamu Matsuda.


You forgot the Ultimate Warrior and Brutus "the Beefcake" Barber! :D
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby String » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:58 am

kamome wrote:Brutus "the Beefcake" Barber! :D


*AHEM* That would be Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.

If we forget our history, what will become of us in the future? :shakeh:

edit: after seeing Brutus' name I was curious what he did after wrestling, and apparently he was in a freak parasailing accident in 1990. A parasailor in mid-flight whacked Brutus in the face with his knee. 8O It caved his face in and he had 100 steel plates put in to reconstruct it.
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby djgizmoe » Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:39 am

Jushin-Thunder-Liger wrote:
Kaibutsu wrote:I'm a 37 year old fan of anime ,manga and the old cheesy Toho monster
flicks. I'm hoping I can learn more about the real Japan from these forums than I can from an episode of Tenchi Muyo! :D
I look forward to reading and replying to your posts.

37 year old Manga fan?
yeah we need more of those, round here............
If you see me in the street, dont talk to me about Manga, just dont, ok?


I like how it's perfectly ok to ramble on about X-Box live, I-Pods, and various techie-geek crap, but anime fans, oh no, THOSE guys are nerds...Should we make a hierarchy of nerd-dom so we can be sure we know who it's safe to look down on?

1. Film nerds
who can look down on
2. Music freaks
who can look down on
3. CS geeks
who can look down on
4. Gamers
who can look down on
5. Anime nerds
who can look down on
6. D&D dorks
who can look down on
7. Trekkies
who can look down on
8. Model kit collectors
who can look down on
9. Porn horders
who can look down on
10. Body piercers, etc. ad nauseum...

(whew, glad I can at least look down at those body piercers...those guys are FREAKS...) :wink:
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Postby cstaylor » Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:53 am

Important caveat: if your job is related to any of those fields, you get bumped up a notch or two. ;)
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Postby Steve Bildermann » Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:28 am

like how it's perfectly ok to ramble on about X-Box live, I-Pods, and various techie-geek crap, but anime fans, oh no, THOSE guys are nerds...Should we make a hierarchy of nerd-dom so we can be sure we know who it's safe to look down on?

Well actually we do have a chart to guide us.....

http://www.midaregami.net/weblog/archives/images/japan-hierarchy.jpg
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Donuts

Postby kurohinge1 » Thu Jul 01, 2004 1:15 pm

omae mona wrote:
donut bringer wrote:Howdy.

Howdy. Let's skip the formalities and cut to the chase. After a business trip, I came back to Narita on Saturday with a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. They were gone within 24 hours. Can you help me obtain more?


:rofl: :domo: :domo: :domo:

They just opened a store in the heart of Sydney's CBD following the overwhelming success of their first store in the 'burbs. Apparently Japan's Mister Donuts tried to do the same here about 10 years ago but failed. If the lengthy lines outside Krispy Kreme are any indication, now would be a great time for Mister Donuts to try again ... :idea:
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Postby amdg » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:37 pm

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Postby sillygirl » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:46 pm

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Postby amdg » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:51 pm

I'm just kidding sillygirl, no disrespect intended. :D Its a pretty cool forum.
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:38 pm

free of panty-sniffers
:?: :?: :?:

Here's an old blast from the past! (Tales from the crypto)

[url]http://www.fuckedgaijin.com/forums/showthread.php?p=29335#post29335&highlight=#29707[/url]

tinateoh wrote:
It must suck to have to deal with so much crap.

Just have to get used to it since I have to deal with it in my home country anyway..

Chinese all know kung-fu
Chinese are all good in Math
Chinese are all cheap as Scotsmen
Chinese all know ancient laundry tricks
They have secret medical information
They all excel in Math
They can learn Kanji easy (oh wait!)
etc etc.


:lol: crazy..but what is ancient laundy tricks anyway? That one sounds interesting. I do know some Chinese cheapskate trick: if you want to save some water on laundry, you can turn your panty three times (so you can use every corner (provided your panty is triangular shape) and again turn it inside out and used it another 3 times, so total you can use it 6 times before you wash! Er..off course for the man I know the shape is slighty diffrent..

Kanji? I have to learn since seven years old and I was learning the complicated ones..but knowing kanji can never mean I am good/ fast in Japanese.

Sorry, getting out of the main topic again.


AssKissinger wrote:
you can turn your panty three times (so you can use every corner (provided your panty is triangular shape) and again turn it inside out and used it another 3 times, so total you can use it 6 times before you wash!


Urgent message! Don't wash! Send to me immediately!

AssKissinger wrote:
tinateoh wrote:
Urgent message! Don't wash! Send to me immediately!


:lol: wait..I haven't finished using all the six corners yet..
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to: amdg

Postby sillygirl » Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:45 pm

Phew!! That's alright then! :roll3:

Enjoy!
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby Kaibutsu » Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:05 pm

kamome wrote:
Ol Dirty Gaijin wrote:
Jushin-Thunder-Liger wrote:37 year old Manga fan?
yeah we need more of those, round here............
If you see me in the street, dont talk to me about Manga, just dont, ok?

Damn straight. Talk late 80's early 90's wrestling instead. The Golden Era!
Steiner Brothers, Ric Flair, Thunder, Lex Luger, "El Samurai" Osamu Matsuda.


You forgot the Ultimate Warrior and Brutus "the Beefcake" Barber! :D


And the more ecchi minded of us fondly remember the cheesecake plentiful Glow-Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling and Pow-Powerful Ladies of Wrestling. :lol:
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sun Jul 04, 2004 8:36 pm

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby kamome » Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:55 am

djgizmoe wrote:3. CS geeks


cstaylor and Caustic Saint: you guys gonna' take that lying down?? :wink:
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:14 am

No offense to Ultra, but I'd put film nerds down near the bottom with the Anime goons. :lol: :wink:
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby djgizmoe » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:15 am

kamome wrote:
djgizmoe wrote:3. CS geeks


cstaylor and Caustic Saint: you guys gonna' take that lying down?? :wink:


Yes, apologies also to Counterstrike players, Columbian soccer fans and cancer survivors...
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby kamome » Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:47 pm

djgizmoe wrote:
kamome wrote:
djgizmoe wrote:3. CS geeks


cstaylor and Caustic Saint: you guys gonna' take that lying down?? :wink:


Yes, apologies also to Counterstrike players, Columbian soccer fans and cancer survivors...


Wait...we have such people on FG? 8O
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Re: Hey all, I'm new here

Postby Caustic Saint » Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:10 pm

kamome wrote:
djgizmoe wrote:3. CS geeks

cstaylor and Caustic Saint: you guys gonna' take that lying down?? :wink:

meh.

Why not? I am a geek! :D
More caustic. Less saint. :twisted:
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Postby semiblack » Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:21 am

sup yo! Im not a fucked gaijin but a fucked hafujin meaning half gaijin haha anyways good source of info here glad to join!
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Postby Ol Dirty Gaijin » Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:38 pm

semiblack wrote:sup yo! Im not a fucked gaijin but a fucked hafujin meaning half gaijin haha anyways good source of info here glad to join!

No you're not half fucked.
You're double fucked!

Welcome...
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Postby sillygirl » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:27 pm

Hey semiblack:

SUP!!!
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new member!

Postby mikesphat » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:16 pm

plz welcome me! im so glad i found this place!
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Re: new member!

Postby GomiGirl » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:23 pm

mikesphat wrote:plz welcome me! im so glad i found this place!


What is your story??? In Japan? Want to be in Japan? Just wanted to join a web-board with the word "Fucked" in the title?
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Postby mikesphat » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:26 pm

well ive been around a japanese forum that didnt accept me... they threatened to ban me... but im 25 from usa ... and really glad i found you guys...
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Postby kamome » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:10 pm

mikesphat wrote:well ive been around a japanese forum that didnt accept me... they threatened to ban me... but im 25 from usa ... and really glad i found you guys...


OK, but there are rules in this forum too. Ultra is the admin and there are mods floating around as well. Enjoy.
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Postby Faded » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:18 am

Greetings all,
Been gargoyling (reading but not contributing) this site for a year or 2 now, and finally decided to step up to the plate.
Stuck in the US for now, but been there many times, involved with a J-woman, and long time inolved in all things japanese.
No worries, I'm in my 30's, and I'm not an otaku, a heavy gamer, or an asianphile (except maybe by AK's definition)

OH yeah, and I tend to be highly cynical and sarcastic so I apologize for anyone I might inadvertantly offend and any rules I might break

have fun
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"level 3 pitchfork handler" VS an FG scoop shovel

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FUCK THE 2020 OLYMPICS!
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Re: "level 3 pitchfork handler" VS an FG scoop sho

Postby Faded » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:16 am

joke 'em if they can't take a f*ck
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Hi!

Postby MissedTheBus » Sat Jul 24, 2004 3:36 pm

Greetings!

I'm a 25 year old Brit currently working in Tokyo. Spent the last few months here and been having a good (if rather strange) time.
Rather ironiclly I'm heading back next week after just having discovered this place, but will be back in a month or so for another 3 month stint.
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I'm Skankster

Postby Skankster » Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:57 pm

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I'm Skankster.

A tried and true Skaboy.
I know more about Japan than you will ever need to know...

...but my ultimate goal is to have everyone doing the step.
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