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Postby jake9116 » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:59 pm

Hi guys, i'm still in america but will soon fit the fucked gaijin title snuggly. My girlfriend lives in japan, long story on our meeting (don't ask) and this summer i will stay with her and her family in tokyo, and i have never met her parents before. she goes to a juku and is getting ready for medschool, and i am attending Purdue University (go boilermakers). anyway, here's the problem...i pay for my own college, and all that sort of stuff, so i am constantly broke. i'm sure my summer in tokyo will be awesome since i will be with my girlfriend, but i need some ideas for inexpensive dates or days out! i can muster-up maybe about $1,500 for spending during a strench of a month or two, but i keep hearing how crazy expensive everything is, so i need helppppp!!!!! what is there to do that is good for young couples? also...any chance of giving some enlgish lessons while my girl is at school? (i'm an enlgish major) please help me, for i don't want to be a completely FUCKED gaijin...
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:47 pm

Just stay in and let her suck your cock. You'll love it (and it's free).
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Postby oyajikun » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:17 pm

Parks are your friends.
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Postby AssKissinger » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:29 pm

Mouths are your dick's friend.
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Postby GomiGirl » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:00 pm

Go to the beach...
Go to a park... (Yoyogi on the weekend rocks)
Go to a shrine...
Go hiking...

If you are in Tokyo, visit the National Tourist office in Yurakucho for lots of ideas and maps etc. Lots of information in English and English speaking staff.

You may be able to pick up some teaching work. Google is your friend.
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Postby Thrillhouse » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:07 pm

You're a student, nobody expects you to be rich, not even in Japan. My jgirl is very understanding of my economic limitations and pitches in for me a lot. The fact that you are travelling across the world to see her despite economic instability should earn you some points for being romantic. So tell her how much money you have! She's the expert in Japan, don't feel like you have to show her around. If she bitches about you being poor, well then she is not the right girl for a poor guy like you.
I suspect she will be happy enough to show you off to her friends and will probably like the attention she will receive just walking down the street with a gaijin. Window shopping is free, as is conversation. AK's suggestion is better than both of those however.
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Postby nullpointer » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:22 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Just stay in and let her suck your cock. You'll love it (and it's free).


Nice to see AK his insightful self after a long time.

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Postby Ketou » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:24 am

nullpointer wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Just stay in and let her suck your cock. You'll love it (and it's free).


Nice to see AK his insightful self after a long time.

:D


Yea, he was starting to lose his edge there for a while. :D
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Postby jake9116 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:49 am

hmmm...sounds like good advice...beaches, parks, that sorta thing...when we do splurge and go for a night out, do you have any suggestions of a place that would be fun for both of us? (ie, somewhere i won't be completely lost in japanese culture while on our date) i mean somewhere besides restaurants and that sorta thing...
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:01 am

splurge
That's the spirit.
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Postby GomiGirl » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:07 am

Fuji Kyu highlands in Yamanashi-ken - Dodompa is the best rollercoaster around. A great day out.

Hard to know what to suggest as you haven't really listed the sorts of things you like to do.

Outdoor Japan (google it) is a site filled with different and cheap ideas for exploring the great outdoors.

But if you like galleries there are a heap of options too.

Tokyo is one of the largest cities in the world - you can find anything here. Invest in a travel guide book like Lonely Planet or Culture Shock Tokyo - heaps of ideas, prices and maps.

But give Disneyland a miss - too crowded, too expensive and too cute.
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Postby Failsafe » Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:28 am

AssKissinger wrote:
splurge
That's the spirit.


:rofl:
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:39 am

nullpointer wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:Just stay in and let her suck your cock. You'll love it (and it's free).


Nice to see AK his insightful self after a long time.

:D


Hopefully this won't push him over the edge after his recent resurrection/return to form :P :P

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Middle-aged Japanese women have spent the last year swooning over the South Korean TV drama "Winter Sonata" and its male star Bae Yon Joon.

This cup should send them into raptures. As you pour liquid into it, you can hear the show's theme song and a line of dialogue from episode 16, when Min Yeong (played by Bae Yong Joon) and Yu Jin (Choi Ji Woo) pledged their eternal love to each other at a church. You hear the words "You are the only woman I love. I would love to be with you even after my hair turns gray. I would love to have a baby with your eyes. For you, for our future baby, I offer my warm hands and strong legs to support you. I love you."

The cup has a printed picture of the street and church.

"Winter Sonata' voice cup
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Postby jake9116 » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:58 am

hahaha, maybe i will try that line myself ; ) but seriously, i always have more questions about this upcoming summer. because i won't have a working visa when i give private english lessons, what are the chances that i could get in trouble? other ideas of what i can do while my girl is at class during the day? i will be in minato-ku, Tokyo...
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:42 pm

i won't have a working visa when i give private english lessons, what are the chances that i could get in trouble?


I think the chance of getting in any kind of trouble is really small as long as you don't overstay your visa. If you're really nervous about it only do privates that you set up yourself and stay away from anything formal. My advice to just take whatever work you can find and not worry about it. Just see to it that you're paid upfront. You could get your ladyfriend to make up a meishi (Japanese name card) for you. Put your name, keitai (cell phone) number, an email address and 'Native English Speaker' or 'American English' or whatever on it. Get a cell phone with text right away. A lot of people here will be too shy to call but might be willing to send you an email to help you hook up privates. Around where you'll be there's probably heaps of International Centers and places where people go to meet gaijin and practice English so you just post your contact info in those places. Be sure to include stupid phrases like 'friendly English' or 'smile sensei' and 'I love kids'on your little homemade signs. Sounds retarded, I know, but ESL is a is tard battle. [gay]Gambatte!!![/gay]

Good luck and let us know how you get on.
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:59 pm

I used to take girls to Odaiba for a day out. Japanese seem to enjoy it more that westerners for some reason.


I think they feel proud of it, or somthing
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Postby deltaco » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:30 pm

AssKissinger wrote:Just stay in and let her suck your cock. You'll love it (and it's free).


LOL. Go Utes!
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Postby jake9116 » Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:16 pm

any idea what i can do while my girl is at juku during the day? i need ideas!!!
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Postby AssKissinger » Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:08 pm

jake9116 wrote:any idea what i can do while my girl is at juku during the day? i need ideas!!!


http://www.asianthumbs.org/main.php
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Postby Blah Pete » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:17 pm

jake9116 wrote:
any idea what i can do while my girl is at juku during the day? i need ideas!!!


http://www.asianthumbs.org/main.php

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