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Postby dimwit » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:50 pm

If they ever got to the point where they needed a whinging overweight middleaged sad-ass like myself they have definitely lost the war. :D
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Postby American Oyaji » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:36 am

cstaylor wrote:
Note where he's living. :roll:


After I get my degree, I'm going back to Nippon.
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Postby cstaylor » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:42 am

American Oyaji wrote:
cstaylor wrote:
Note where he's living. :roll:


After I get my degree, I'm going back to Nippon.

Why don't you go and join the IDF. I hear that you can fastrack to Israeli citizenship if you put in a few years patrolling the West Bank. :idea:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:08 am

American Oyaji wrote:There aren't many "black patriots" in the U.S.


You are so full of shit.
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Postby jim katta » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:43 am

I'll agree with Samurai_Jerk, and also to an extent AK (on the whole "if I were king" thing :twisted: ). most of my life I've considered myself a 'black patriot in the US." that is, I've often been ready to join up (marines, army, etc.) and defend the country. but this country has reversed so much of its progress in recent years, I'm not sure anymore. I love America, I just do. But I don't prefer it, and I plan to leave. As for Japan. If I lived there at the time of the fight, sure, I'd fight for them. As for fighting 'against' American, as many problems as I have with my country, I don't think I could do that. I think I'd have to let the Japanese lock me up in jail during the war before I'd fight against my fellow countrymen back in the US.

back to my original note though about the changing tone of the US. this cover, and the text accompanying it explains why I'm pretty much done with the US and I'm also planning to leave very soon.

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(*if you don't know who ann coulter is, then you don't really know the currrent landscape of the current culture war/political war in america. things are pretty wild right now.)
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Postby GuyJean » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:32 am

jim katta wrote:this cover, and the text accompanying it explains why I'm pretty much done with the US and I'm also planning to leave very soon.
I hear you, but your country has left you, you aren't leaving it..

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That's cool; The right-wing freaks 'are just having fun'!?.. America has turned into a Jerry Springer audience with no opinions :cry:

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Postby jim katta » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:52 am

I hear you, but your country has left you, you aren't leaving it..


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Postby oyajikun » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:05 am

I don't care who is fighting as long as I get to camp out in the local 100 Yen shop and make cool weapons and listen to the A-Team theme song on the speaker system.
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Postby nullpointer » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:00 pm

devicenull wrote:I'm a Tommy Turncoat. If I am in China and shit breaks out where I am stuck, I will most likely support them. If I am stuck in Japan long term, yea, probably support them if they let me. I switch sides the instant my own survival goes on the line if I am defending something I don't have a vested interest/stake in.


You have a very realistic opinion.... 8)
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Postby hakuman » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:15 pm

I didnt know who Ann Coulter was until I read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter#Personal_background
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Postby kamome » Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:49 pm

GuyJean wrote:
American Oyaji wrote:I'd face summary execution before I'd go against Israel.
Because you're Christian?

GJ


Or maybe because the IDF has the ability to kick almost anyone's ass (except the U.S.).
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Postby GuyJean » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:08 pm

kamome wrote:Or maybe because the IDF has the ability to kick almost anyone's ass (except the U.S.).
Nah.. I think it's more biblical..

If the US didn't get involved, I think China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, India, and Pakistan would give Israel a run for the money.. Nukes tend to be destructive on small land masses.. ;)

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Re: Would you fight.....

Postby Pencilslave » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:51 pm

Well, I'd throw off my flimsy human disguise and revert to my true 450 foot tall kaibutsu self. I'd lay waste to the enemy, with my terrible claws, eye generated lightning bolts, and white hot radioactive breath.

Now that the bs is out of the way...

If I got trapped in Japan, I wouldn't try to join up with the Japanese Army, but would be a lone resistance fighter. Reason, I wouldn't join up with the official army or organized resistance groups is, I'd rather fight on my own terms, than get sent to fight the enemy while the top brass sat on their asses far away from the frontlines. The only one I'd want to be taking commands from is myself.
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Postby altar » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:40 pm

who's the invader?
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:56 pm

Would i fight for Japan?

Depends on who was attacking

If it was Destroyah or Rodan i would probably help out while Godzilla could be found.

But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:00 pm

hakuman wrote:I didnt know who Ann Coulter was until I read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter#Personal_background


I have probably masterbated over Ann Coulter more than anyone else in recent months.

Dont you reckon a Republican Dominatrix porn series featuring an Ann Coulter lookalike would be the number 1 selling porn tape in the world?




what do you mean, no?
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Postby FG Lurker » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:21 pm

Papa-Lazarou wrote:But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care

Perhaps you should ask Charles Jenkins about the quality of North Korean health care... ;)
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Postby bunchoffuckinggoofs » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:00 am

Jenkins is a liar.
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Postby Ketou » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:57 pm

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
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Postby altar » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:29 pm

if NK attacked Japan they wouldn't be sending any troops, only a hail of missiles. So forget about urban resistance, put your best radiation protective suit on and go your business as usual.
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:36 pm

FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care

Perhaps you should ask Charles Jenkins about the quality of North Korean health care... ]

does he post here much, then?
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Postby bunchoffuckinggoofs » Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:36 am

kamome wrote:
GuyJean wrote:
American Oyaji wrote:I'd face summary execution before I'd go against Israel.
Because you're Christian?

GJ


Or maybe because the IDF has the ability to kick almost anyone's ass (except the U.S.).


Sharon has been kicking U.S. ass for years now.
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:31 am

Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care

Perhaps you should ask Charles Jenkins about the quality of North Korean health care... ]
does he post here much, then?

Uhh, no... But I hear he's hanging out on Sado Island. I'm sure he wouldn't mind a non-Japanese face to talk to for a bit.
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:48 pm

FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care

Perhaps you should ask Charles Jenkins about the quality of North Korean health care... ]
does he post here much, then?

Uhh, no... But I hear he's hanging out on Sado Island. I'm sure he wouldn't mind a non-Japanese face to talk to for a bit.


Yeah, so he can tell me all about how he was "kidnapped"?
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:52 pm

Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care

Perhaps you should ask Charles Jenkins about the quality of North Korean health care... ]
does he post here much, then?

Uhh, no... But I hear he's hanging out on Sado Island. I'm sure he wouldn't mind a non-Japanese face to talk to for a bit.

Yeah, so he can tell me all about how he was "kidnapped"?

Do you not read the news? He plead guilty.
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:05 pm

FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:
Papa-Lazarou wrote:But if it was North Korea i would probably held the commies out, at least then i would get free health care

Perhaps you should ask Charles Jenkins about the quality of North Korean health care... ]
does he post here much, then?

Uhh, no... But I hear he's hanging out on Sado Island. I'm sure he wouldn't mind a non-Japanese face to talk to for a bit.

Yeah, so he can tell me all about how he was "kidnapped"?

Do you not read the news? He plead guilty.


No, i havent been following the case that much. I was reading this website last night http://www.charlesrobertjenkins.org/

I much prefer to get my news from propaganda sites this this
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Postby FG Lurker » Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:42 pm

Papa-Lazarou wrote:
FG Lurker wrote:Do you not read the news? He plead guilty.


No, i havent been following the case that much. I was reading this website last night http://www.charlesrobertjenkins.org/

I much prefer to get my news from propaganda sites this this

A quick recap:

1) He intentionally left his unit and crossed into North Korean territory.
2) He claims that he did not intend to actually stay in North Korea but wanted to pass through it into Russia and then back to the States.
3) He claims that NK did not let him leave once he entered.

Any reasonably intelligent person would never defect into NK and expect to be able to leave... But his army intelligence tests showed him to have below average intelligence.

Being forced to live in NK for as long as he had to is more than enough punishment really, IMO. Apparently the army agreed too as he was essentially sentenced to "time served."
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Postby bunchoffuckinggoofs » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:14 pm

Being that stupid is a crime of sorts, but, thankfully, the U.S. military has mercy on its own fools, if not any others. I absolutely adore Sado Ga Shima so I am happy for his daughters who will have a good home and friendly neighbors.

The entire abduction issue makes me sick. How many years did the government in Japan do as little as possible? I can understand the anger and frustration of the families and everybody else, too. Koizumi is not my favorite guy (not a fan of his version of post office reform), but he has done much more than I thought he would in regard to the abduction issue. I think that he deserves some recognition for that, but I may be wrong. What do others know that I don't about this issue?
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Postby Papa-Lazarou » Tue May 03, 2005 4:59 am

Man, that chick turms me on so much. Do you think she would be up for a bit of backdoor work?
A lot of strict Catholic girls in Italia insist on Trap 2 because of the old sex before marriage lark

...........makes you think........
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