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Hey Asskissinger. You will love this.

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Postby deltaco » Fri Jun 03, 2005 2:57 am

Super Dell(totally awesome computer guy) in big trouble and flips out on tv. Watch the news video clip.
http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_151193834.html
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Re: Hey Asskissinger. You will love this.

Postby GuyJean » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:03 am

deltaco wrote:http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_151193834.html
Is this what Americans have become? I don't want to go home.. Fuck, maybe I should consider another option.. Everyone's a fucking brain-dead mannequin!

Why does the 'reporter' keep calling him 'Super Dell'? Use his real name in a news report, you stupid Atkins fuck! And this is breaking news requiring five minutes!? My country has become the lowest common denominator.. :(

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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:28 am

So I looked this guy up on Google and aparently he's known in Utah for owning nine computer stores. Wow. I figure he does the commercials or something based on the way he was acting. I guess that's what passes for a celebrity in Mormon country.
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Postby AssKissinger » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:09 am

With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.
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Postby emperor » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:14 am

He'll probably get a novelty-spot on some late-night talk show and youll have to see and hear him ever time you go channel-surfing... my condolences :wink:
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Postby Samurai_Jerk » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:23 am

AssKissinger wrote:With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.


I don't know. I think he's over 35.
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Postby Thanatos' embalmed botfly » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:16 am

Oh dear. His 8 year-old daughter must plead to him "please, daddy, please could you please stop behaving like that in public? You're embarrassing me. I don't want to leave you like mommy did."
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Postby dimwit » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:41 am

Christ I'd throw a rock just to shut em up.
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Postby guriguri247365 » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:50 pm

god what a fucking loooooozer :roll:

I wish they beat him upside his head so he couldnt speak anymore :twisted: [/i]
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:00 pm

You know that scene in the Keanu Reeves turd "Constantine" where he blows cigarette smoke into a glass and then clamps it down on some hapless critter crawling across the table and says, "Welcome to my life"?

Well, that's how it feels to be a Utahn! Every time I go back to visit the folks, I have to put up with that bullshiat. After all, the median age in Utah is something like 8.5 (or maybet that's the average number of children per family). As you can imagine, kiddy kulture reigns supreme.

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Postby dingosatemybaby » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:03 pm

AssKissinger wrote:With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.


As the two Kents have shown, ESL isn't the only career niche in Japan for blond-haired-retardo-mannerism'd Utahns.
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Postby AssKissinger » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:41 pm

dingosatemybaby wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.


As the two Kents have shown, ESL isn't the only career niche in Japan for blond-haired-retardo-mannerism'd Utahns.


Who are the two Kents?
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Postby dingosatemybaby » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:23 pm

AssKissinger wrote:
dingosatemybaby wrote:
AssKissinger wrote:With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.


As the two Kents have shown, ESL isn't the only career niche in Japan for blond-haired-retardo-mannerism'd Utahns.


Who are the two Kents?


Gilbert and Dellicote (or some shiat - only know the names in Katakana). They show up on J-TV once in a while. Kent G. tried to open a chain of Mexican restaurants in Japan many moons ago, and flopped badly. Both Kents were mormon missionaries in Japan, and presumably acquired their J-language skillz at the missionary training center at BYU.

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