Hey Asskissinger. You will love this.

[deltaco]

Super Dell(totally awesome computer guy) in big trouble and flips out on tv. Watch the news video clip.
http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_151193834.html

[GuyJean]

http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_151193834.html

Is this what Americans have become? I don't want to go home.. Fuck, maybe I should consider another option.. Everyone's a fucking brain-dead mannequin!

Why does the 'reporter' keep calling him 'Super Dell'? Use his real name in a news report, you stupid Atkins fuck! And this is breaking news requiring five minutes!? My country has become the lowest common denominator..

GJ

[Samurai_Jerk]

So I looked this guy up on Google and aparently he's known in Utah for owning nine computer stores. Wow. I figure he does the commercials or something based on the way he was acting. I guess that's what passes for a celebrity in Mormon country.

[AssKissinger]

With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.

[emperor]

He'll probably get a novelty-spot on some late-night talk show and youll have to see and hear him ever time you go channel-surfing... my condolences

[Samurai_Jerk]

With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.

I don't know. I think he's over 35.

[Thanatos' embalmed botfly]

Oh dear. His 8 year-old daughter must plead to him "please, daddy, please could you please stop behaving like that in public? You're embarrassing me. I don't want to leave you like mommy did."

[dimwit]

Christ I'd throw a rock just to shut em up.

[guriguri247365]

god what a fucking loooooozer

I wish they beat him upside his head so he couldnt speak anymore [/i]

[dingosatemybaby]

You know that scene in the Keanu Reeves turd "Constantine" where he blows cigarette smoke into a glass and then clamps it down on some hapless critter crawling across the table and says, "Welcome to my life"?

Well, that's how it feels to be a Utahn! Every time I go back to visit the folks, I have to put up with that bullshiat. After all, the median age in Utah is something like 8.5 (or maybet that's the average number of children per family). As you can imagine, kiddy kulture reigns supreme.

-dingo
-wants to feed those fat, pink Utah babies to his packmates

[dingosatemybaby]

With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.

As the two Kents have shown, ESL isn't the only career niche in Japan for blond-haired-retardo-mannerism'd Utahns.

[AssKissinger]

With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.

As the two Kents have shown, ESL isn't the only career niche in Japan for blond-haired-retardo-mannerism'd Utahns.

Who are the two Kents?

[dingosatemybaby]

With that blond hair and light complexion and those retardo mannerisms and gestures that guy should really consider ESL Japan.

As the two Kents have shown, ESL isn't the only career niche in Japan for blond-haired-retardo-mannerism'd Utahns.

Who are the two Kents?

Gilbert and Dellicote (or some shiat - only know the names in Katakana). They show up on J-TV once in a while. Kent G. tried to open a chain of Mexican restaurants in Japan many moons ago, and flopped badly. Both Kents were mormon missionaries in Japan, and presumably acquired their J-language skillz at the missionary training center at BYU.

-dingo
-who, forced to name a BYU export he actually likes, would choose Napoleon Dynamite