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Suntory and Kirin Reported to be in Merger Talks

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Suntory and Kirin Reported to be in Merger Talks

Postby Mulboyne » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:24 pm

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Postby Kuang_Grade » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:50 pm

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Postby IkemenTommy » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:27 am

What? Why? Then what next? Asahi and Sapporo merging together to combat the evil empire? Where are the anti-trust laws? This is like Ford merging with Chrysler. Oh well, this is TIJ. As long as happoshu won't rule the free world, I am OK.
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Postby kurohinge1 » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:58 pm

IkemenTommy wrote: . . . This is like Ford merging with Chrysler. Oh well, this is TIJ. . .


"Chrysler"? Don't you mean Fiat?

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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:35 am

[quote="kurohinge1"]"Chrysler"? Don't you mean Fiat?

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Postby Mulboyne » Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:40 am

Reuters: Suntory close to buying Orangina
Privately held Japanese beverage group Suntory Holdings is close to a deal to buy soft drink maker Orangina from its private equity owners Blackstone Group and Lion Capital, a source familiar with the situation said on Wednesday. The Wall Street Journal earlier reported the news, saying that the price is likely to exceed the $2.6 billion that Blackstone and Lion Capital paid for it in 2006.
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Postby IkemenTommy » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:32 am

I wonder how you pronounce Orangina...
does it rhyme with China? :p
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:44 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I wonder how you pronounce Orangina...
does it rhyme with China? :p

No, vagina.....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:56 am

Greji wrote:No, vagina.....
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Greji, I didn't think of that one at all...
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:55 am

IkemenTommy wrote:I wonder how you pronounce Orangina...
does it rhyme with China? :p


The biz news broadcaster for NHK's world service Newsline TV program had this exact problem on the newscast yesterday, starting out saying 'orange-gyn-a' but shortly shifted to the more correct 'orange-ge-na'
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:15 pm

Kuang_Grade wrote:The biz news broadcaster for NHK's world service Newsline TV program had this exact problem on the newscast yesterday, starting out saying 'orange-gyn-a' but shortly shifted to the more correct 'orange-ge-na'

Orangina... mangina...

Man, this is what you get when gaishikei companies in Japan hire only the locals with their poor limited Engrish skills. Gaishikei companies need to bring in the big guns from their headquarters back home to run their operations.
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Postby Mike Oxlong » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:31 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Orangina... mangina...

Man, this is what you get when gaishikei companies in Japan hire only the locals with their poor limited Engrish skills. Gaishikei companies need to bring in the big guns from their headquarters back home to run their operations.

Or when you allow Canadians to name their cities...ever been to Regina?:grin:
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Postby Kuang_Grade » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:49 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Orangina... mangina...

Man, this is what you get when gaishikei companies in Japan hire only the locals with their poor limited Engrish skills. Gaishikei companies need to bring in the big guns from their headquarters back home to run their operations.


Actually, the biz guy, Ron Madison sounds to be US import... I think it is just he isn't the smoothest presenter and/or the copy that is being fed into his teleprompter isn't all that sound...Today, on the Delta-J.A.L. story, he started out saying 'J.A.L.' but midway shifted to saying 'JAL' and then went back to saying "J.A.L."
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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:30 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Greji, I didn't think of that one at all...


That's why 46% of all your J-girl friends are cheating on you with me.....
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:38 pm

Greji wrote:That's why 46% of all your J-girl friends are cheating on you with me.....
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Wait... so you are telling me G------o is one of them too? :cool:

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Postby Greji » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:00 pm

IkemenTommy wrote:Wait... so you are telling me G------o is one of them too? :cool:


I don't know. You been doing her too? Makes us brothers, right?
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Postby IkemenTommy » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:02 pm

Greji wrote:I don't know. You been doing her too? Makes us brothers, right?
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We may be brothers, but I aint swapping swords with you. :bukkake:
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Postby Mulboyne » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:53 pm

The Yomiuri is reporting (Japanese) that the merger talks have broken up.

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Japan's Kirin terminates merger talks with Suntory
Japanese beer and soft drink giant Kirin said on Monday it had terminated months-long merger talks with its smaller rival Suntory that had aimed to create a top industry player in Asia. "Kirin Holdings Company Limited, which has been in merger negotiations with Suntory Holdings Limited, today announced that the negotiations have been terminated," Kirin said, citing disagreement on whether to list the company. A combined group would have been be the largest in the Japanese beer and soft drink markets with sales of more than 400 billion dollars -- ahead of Belgium-based Anheuser-Busch InBev and Coca-Cola Co. of the United States...more...
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